Ask Bart Anything

[Walks_At_Night]

She has you one notch above Casio now.
Not the bottom but you can feel the heat.

Casio!?!   It burns. It burns.

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[KSM]

What kind of strings you currently using on the electrics?

[Bart Ell]

What kind of strings you currently using on the electrics?

I'm not picky so whatever I have left in the box-o-junk


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[KSM]

Bard are you a mini beef stick?

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[KSM]

Too fuckin good to answer questions are we? MR. Fucking FancyPants is so elevated he can't answer basic shit! DINKFACE!

@Bart Ell ?

[JUAN]

He’s insulted that you would think he eats grass.

[KSM]

He’s insulted that you would think he eats grass.

Bard is cage free, so he's eating like a cow-king.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

The leader guy of Mexico is talking about and posting pictures of Elves. Depending on the source, Mexico is listed in the top 15 nations in the world by GDP, so this seems kind of significant. I posted it in the politics thread but no one gave a damn. Why is that? I mean ELVES!


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[Bart Ell]

Too fuckin good to answer questions are we? MR. Fucking FancyPants is so elevated he can't answer basic shit! DINKFACE!

@Bart Ell ?

Such a needy Ned!
Ok, I will give you what you are looking for...

No, I only put full sized beef in my mouth.

[Bart Ell]

He’s insulted that you would think he eats grass.

PAVE THE EARTH!

[Bart Ell]

I posted it in the politics thread but no one gave a damn. Why is that? I mean ELVES!

In technical terms it would be because they are all mental.

Those are not elves, Americans are jumping the wall.
I see them up here all the time.

[Walks_At_Night]

In technical terms it would be because they are all mental.

Those are not elves, Americans are jumping the wall.
I see them up here all the time.

Even at Grandma Bart's house too, huh?

[Bart Ell]

Even at Grandma Bart's house too, huh?

Elves don't have the funny walk your standard midget does.
I'll take a midget as a pet over an elf 10 times out of 10.

[TigerLily]

Elves don't have the funny walk your standard midget does.
I'll take a midget as a pet over an elf 10 times out of 10.

Totally disagree here @Bart Ell . Midgets are just ordinary very short people. Elves are magical woodland creatures and occasionally can be hot

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[KSM]

Such a needy Ned!
Ok, I will give you what you are looking for...

No, I only put full sized beef in my mouth.

Props. A simply beef snack question can catch one by surprise. I'll look past the tardy response as it would have taken me a few days as well.