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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5745 on: March 01, 2023, 09:31:53 AM »
Totally disagree here @Bart Ell . Midgets are just ordinary very short people. Elves are magical woodland creatures and occasionally can be hot

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Hmm, @TigerLily if you're going to go with a long haired girly boy mythical creature you have to go Witcher all the way
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or maybe a Huntsman? He seems to have a large ax AND know how to use it.
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There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5746 on: March 01, 2023, 09:36:29 AM »
While I'm here... @Bart Ell what does this mean?
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5747 on: March 01, 2023, 09:52:27 AM »
or maybe a Huntsman? He seems to have a large ax AND know how to use it.
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Is that the Thor guy?
Look at that ass!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5748 on: March 01, 2023, 10:04:31 AM »
Is that the Thor guy?
Look at that ass!

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I know- yummy! You have great taste in men, Bart.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5749 on: March 01, 2023, 10:21:26 AM »
You have great taste in men, Bart.

I agree.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5750 on: March 01, 2023, 10:22:04 AM »
While I'm here... @Bart Ell what does this mean?
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Fingers no vibe.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5751 on: March 01, 2023, 10:25:24 AM »
Fingers no vibe.
I won't be taking that advice...
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5752 on: March 01, 2023, 10:31:03 AM »
I won't be taking that advice...

I don't think you have a choice in the matter...............


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5753 on: March 01, 2023, 11:43:23 AM »
Hmm, @TigerLily if you're going to go with a long haired girly boy mythical creature you have to go Witcher all the way
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or maybe a Huntsman? He seems to have a large ax AND know how to use it.
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Verrry nice upgrade @PolkaDot  thanks for the recommendation

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5754 on: March 01, 2023, 02:34:29 PM »
I don't think you have a choice in the matter...............


??? Who made you Sargent at Arms?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5755 on: March 01, 2023, 02:36:19 PM »
Verrry nice upgrade @PolkaDot  thanks for the recommendation
You're welcome @TigerLily , any time you want to go window shopping let me know. I do recommend "try before you buy" but  I'd never lead you astray.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5756 on: March 01, 2023, 02:38:49 PM »
??? Who made you Sargent at Arms?

Oh no one has.  The Fortune Cookie though.  It never lies.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5757 on: March 02, 2023, 12:11:07 PM »
Bart,

Think they will find gold, jewels and riches or just dust and rat turds?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5758 on: March 02, 2023, 12:48:29 PM »
Bart,

Think they will find gold, jewels and riches or just dust and rat turds?

Sealed ceramic jars filled with camel cum.
How will they know it is camel cum?
The taste, obviously.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5759 on: March 02, 2023, 01:35:11 PM »
Sealed ceramic jars filled with camel cum.
How will they know it is camel cum?
The taste, obviously.

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