Ask Bart Anything

[whoozit]

Bart,  is it okay to wear my cycling shorts everywhere?

[KSM]

Bart,  is it okay to wear my cycling shorts everywhere?

The spandex shorts? Generally speaking that is a creepy thing. Although, if your bike was/is the transportation mechanism that took you to all these places you have to go FOR SOME WEIRD CREEPY REASON, I'd say your good. And creepy.

I'm Bart.

[HamsterMuscle]

I'm Bart.

You couldn't hold his spandex shorts.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,  is it okay to wear my cycling shorts everywhere?

I support whatever makes you feel like the sexiest girl you can be.

[KSM]

You couldn't hold his spandex shorts.

YOU ARE HIS SPANDEX SHORTS!! SUCK IN THOSE BART-FARTS YA' SACK O' FUCKJUICE!

[HamsterMuscle]

YOU ARE HIS SPANDEX SHORTS!! SUCK IN THOSE BART-FARTS YA' SACK O' FUCKJUICE!

You couldn't carry his jock.

[KSM]

You couldn't carry his jock.

Seriously, do ever think of anything but the male crotch?

[HamsterMuscle]

Seriously, do ever think of anything but the male crotch?

You couldn't pack his lunch

[KSM]

You couldn't pack his lunch

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Fudge-Packer

[JUAN]

I just learned that the daughter of a friend is on American Idol, so I’m watching it for the first time in years. I see many of the male contestants are now bringing along their mothers.  Do you take your mother to appearances?

[Bart Ell]

I just learned that the daughter of a friend is on American Idol, so I’m watching it for the first time in years. I see many of the male contestants are now bringing along their mothers.  Do you take your mother to appearances?

Never, didn't want a cockblocker hanging around!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Noticed that Youtube has Schwarzenegger's movie The Running Man up for free viewing.  There is a scene where three criminals [Whitman, Price and Haddad] are shown as having beaten the running man game and as a result have had their records cleared and are living it up in Maui.  What has always bothered me is that they show Whitman and Price with hot 80's chicks in bikini's but Haddad has no chicks. Why do you think that is?  Discrimination? Haddad's Islamic faith forbids association with hot 80's bikini chicks? Or the fact that Haddad is a Borat looking dufus and the chicks don't dig him?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Noticed that Youtube has Schwarzenegger's movie The Running Man up for free viewing.

I never watched it but I get the strong feeling he likes men.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Should the old Mother's adage of "Wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident" be updated to "Wear clean, non-thong, underwear in case you are in an accident"?

Exhibit A

Follow up question: Did you know three legged dogs could run that fast?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Should the old Mother's adage of "Wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident" be updated to "Wear clean, non-thong, underwear in case you are in an accident"?

Exhibit A

Follow up question: Did you know three legged dogs could run that fast?

1. Wear whatever makes you feel sexy.
2. I did, I have seen it with my own eyes.