Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I don't have a creepy underground Eel pit.  Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Depends on how much you like Unagi Nigiri.

[Walks_At_Night]

Is a Conquistador skull with an axe blade stcking out of it a good gift for the wife that has everything? A little pricey but hello...Axe blade.

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[Bart Ell]

Is a Conquistador skull with an axe blade stcking out of it a good gift for the wife that has everything? A little pricey but hello...Axe blade.

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You see a blade sticking out if it and I see a blade sticking into it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

The main AM radio station here has a show called The Weekend Gardner hosted by Rufus and Mike.  Does it have the worst intro for a program that there is, was or ever will be?


Warning!  Actung!  Alerte!   Do not have your volume cranked up to 11.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

The main AM radio station here has a show called The Weekend Gardner hosted by Rufus and Mike.  Does it have the worst intro for a program that there is, was or ever will be?


Warning!  Actung!  Alerte!   Do not have your volume cranked up to 11.

SO MANY COCKS!

[TigerLily]

Is a Conquistador skull with an axe blade stcking out of it a good gift for the wife that has everything? A little pricey but hello...Axe blade.

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I like it. Gotta perfect place for it on my night stand

[KSM]

Bart, am I correct that baseball died to you in 03?

[Bart Ell]

Bart, am I correct that baseball died to you in 03?

2004.

[KSM]

Have you ever used a KSM44? They really are quite nice. I prefer them over the 32's. Hence the price difference. Think I might purchase one.  Again

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If you had to pick one mic brand, what would that be?

[Bart Ell]

Have you ever used a KSM44? They really are quite nice. I prefer them over the 32's. Hence the price difference. Think I might purchase one.  Again

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If you had to pick one mic brand, what would that be?

I've probably tried them all over the years.
The only one I have now is the Slate Digital VMS ML-1.
It's like having 20 of the best mics in one.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Passed this billboard while out and about today. Effective marketing or just plain asinine?

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[KSM]

Bart,

Passed this billboard while out and about today. Effective marketing or just plain asinine?

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If I may chime in here; that is just bloody ridiculous. I wouldn't buy peanut butter from a guy who gives that ad the go-ahead as his way of reaching the public.

LET'S PHONE HIM AND HANGH UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

[Walks_At_Night]

If I may chime in here; that is just bloody ridiculous. I wouldn't buy peanut butter from a guy who gives that ad the go-ahead as his way of reaching the public.

LET'S PHONE HIM AND HANGH UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

So weren't moved by the feathers on the wing tip extending up over the top of the sign?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Passed this billboard while out and about today. Effective marketing or just plain asinine?

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When an eagle is too manly for you, be a bald dove.

[whoozit]

Bart, should I have removed (in a way I did) the tip of my thumb that was mixed in with the potatoes when I was slicing them?  On a related note, should I have told people about the surprise in the potatoes au gratin?  One final question for the hat trick, did you know mandolins are very sharp?