Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart, should I have removed (in a way I did) the tip of my thumb that was mixed in with the potatoes when I was slicing them?  On a related note, should I have told people about the surprise in the potatoes au gratin?  One final question for the hat trick, did you know mandolins are very sharp?

I would get rid of the time machine that has you making potatoes au gratin in 2023.
As every mandolin player knows, you gotta use protection.
Same thing if you were using a mandoline.

[KSM]

Bart, should I have removed (in a way I did) the tip of my thumb that was mixed in with the potatoes when I was slicing them?  On a related note, should I have told people about the surprise in the potatoes au gratin?  One final question for the hat trick, did you know mandolins are very sharp?

Buy a better mandolin. @whoozit Or do as I do. HANDCUT!

Bart. Is it ok that I answer as well as you in your thread? I seem to be doing so.

[TigerLily]

Bart. I thought Mandoline was a drag queen. Should I be spending more time in the kitchen? And less time in waterfront bars?

[Bart Ell]

Bart. I thought Mandoline was a drag queen. Should I be spending more time in the kitchen? And less time in waterfront bars?

In my day we did not dress males as females to entertain our children!

Oh wait, yes we did.
I guess people were just more secure with their own sexuality in those days and didn't worry so much about being easily flipped to the other team.

[AvDaBr]

In my day we did not dress males as females to entertain our children!

Oh wait, yes we did.
I guess people were just more secure with their own sexuality in those days and didn't worry so much about being easily flipped to the other team.

Or it could be because the absurdity of it wasn't lost on the general public, and it was rightfully laughed at. 

[Bart Ell]

Or it could be because the absurdity of it wasn't lost on the general public, and it was rightfully laughed at.

Nope, I ran the numbers for a second time and it is confirmed that people these days are just sexually insecure crybabies.
Just 2 minutes ago some fake religious nutjob saw Klinger share a Grape Nehi with Radar and is now organizing bans of Nehi as well as the entire city of Ottumwa.

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Tootsie may just cause them all to diesuddenly.

[AvDaBr]

 
If true, your case is bolstered considerably.

[Chefist]

In my day we did not dress males as females to entertain our children!


Oh wait, yes we did.
I guess people were just more secure with their own sexuality in those days and didn't worry so much about being easily flipped to the other team.

DID DRAG FRED AND BARNEY WEAR ONLY THONGS? CHEEKY!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Why would a Texas dairy farm just explode and turn into a boiling, burning hell? @GravitySucks didn't get vaporized along with Elsie did he?

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[TigerLily]

Bart,

Why would a Texas dairy farm just explode and turn into a boiling, burning hell? @GravitySucks didn't get vaporized along with Elsie did he?

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Cow farts?

It seems like Texas has some kind of man made disaster weekly

[Bart Ell]

DID DRAG FRED AND BARNEY WEAR ONLY THONGS? CHEEKY!

Fred The Freeballer?
Never.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Why would a Texas dairy farm just explode and turn into a boiling, burning hell? @GravitySucks didn't get vaporized along with Elsie did he?

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Cow fucking was involved.

[TigerLily]

Cow fucking was involved.

Quite the climax

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/trashradio_/status/1646498479500587008

Bart, can this possibly be a real person, or this a hilarious cringe troll?

[Exile]

https://twitter.com/trashradio_/status/1646498479500587008

Bart, can this possibly be a real person, or this a hilarious cringe troll?

Got to be a troll. Crunchberries? That stuff was worse than Kaboom.

ewweeee....