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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5835 on: April 14, 2023, 05:13:13 AM »
Quote from: bateman on April 13, 2023, 02:29:11 PM
https://twitter.com/trashradio_/status/1646498479500587008

Bart, can this possibly be a real person, or this a hilarious cringe troll?

Seems like something someone would toss together so they can point a finger at it and laugh.
If not then I hope he finds a soft frottage when mutually agreed upon companion.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5836 on: April 14, 2023, 05:18:35 AM »
Bart,

First Jack Nicholson sighting in two years. Unflattering photo or is Nicholson turning into Senda?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5837 on: April 14, 2023, 05:21:43 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2023, 05:18:35 AM
Bart,

First Jack Nicholson sighting in two years. Unflattering photo or is Nicholson turning into Senda?

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The Senda-like neck hole is worrying but I bet he is still fucking prime pieces of ass... and I bet he is fucking 'em hard!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5838 on: April 14, 2023, 05:45:28 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 14, 2023, 05:21:43 AM
The Senda-like neck hole is worrying but I bet he is still fucking prime pieces of ass... and I bet he is fucking 'em hard!

He looks like he's about to yell at the neighbor about the dog shitting on his lawn.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5839 on: April 14, 2023, 01:01:13 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5840 on: April 14, 2023, 01:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2023, 01:01:13 PM
Bart,

What do you do with a million stolen dimes?

1 million dimes — worth $100K — stolen from truck in Walmart parking lot

Pawn them for real money and then pay interest on the loan with the real money they give you when you pawn them.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5841 on: April 16, 2023, 04:59:18 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 14, 2023, 05:21:43 AM
The Senda-like neck hole is worrying but I bet he is still fucking prime pieces of ass... and I bet he is fucking 'em hard!

I would say you are correct in this assessment. I would also say he now has to fork over the $$$ before the dna is left on the dresses as opposed to afterwards.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5842 on: April 18, 2023, 03:56:33 AM »
The Robert Johnson biography has finally been published.
https://neveryetmelted.com/2023/04/07/long-delayed-robert-johnson-bio-published-this-tuesday/

@Bart Ell , and I suppose @KSM too, do they have cemeteries by crossroads and soul selling in Canada?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5843 on: April 18, 2023, 04:19:59 AM »
Quote from: JUAN on April 18, 2023, 03:56:33 AM
The Robert Johnson biography has finally been published.
https://neveryetmelted.com/2023/04/07/long-delayed-robert-johnson-bio-published-this-tuesday/

@Bart Ell , and I suppose @KSM too, do they have cemeteries by crossroads and soul selling in Canada?

We just sell out souls at any of the Target stores that skipped town.

I will read the book just to find out if any of his friends admitted all the recordings of RJ were sped up.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5844 on: April 18, 2023, 09:04:29 AM »
Quote from: JUAN on April 18, 2023, 03:56:33 AM
The Robert Johnson biography has finally been published.
https://neveryetmelted.com/2023/04/07/long-delayed-robert-johnson-bio-published-this-tuesday/

@Bart Ell , and I suppose @KSM too, do they have cemeteries by crossroads and soul selling in Canada?

Yes. We too have that. We call it marriage.  ;D :P

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5845 on: April 22, 2023, 03:12:23 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 14, 2023, 05:21:43 AM
The Senda-like neck hole is worrying but I bet he is still fucking prime pieces of ass... and I bet he is fucking 'em hard!

from the looks of things, I would imagine "fucking 'em hard" is relative
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5846 on: April 26, 2023, 06:50:51 PM »
Bart,

What the hell was his problem?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5847 on: April 26, 2023, 07:53:37 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 26, 2023, 06:50:51 PM
Bart,

What the hell was his problem?
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Angus Scrum, I believe is his real name. #Phantasm

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5848 on: April 26, 2023, 10:08:54 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 26, 2023, 06:50:51 PM
Bart,

What the hell was his problem?
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Squirted grapefuit juice into his eye. Really hurts  :'(
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5849 on: April 27, 2023, 03:12:24 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 26, 2023, 06:50:51 PM
Bart,

What the hell was his problem?

His mother warned him that you can't go around giving the old skunk eye to people all the time or your face will get stuck like that.
He did not listen.
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