Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I have to take some sort of F'ed up psychological test tomorrow at work. I'm kind of stressed over it. It is pretty well established that I'm an asshole and that my Id ain't right. Why do I have to be tested to have it thrown around for the whole department to see?  Any advice?  I'm thinking of going radical and doing the Spicoli when filling out the answers.

Mention wanting to take the test with your tits out.

[Walks_At_Night]

 Bart, 

Are you for or against abominations?   My head says no way but my heart says yes.

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[Bart Ell]

Bart, 

Are you for or against abominations?   My head says no way but my heart says yes.

Cut off your head and get another heart, they are fantastic.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Was this dude that has more money then sense, bedazzled by the gigantic bazoonga's and thus lost all his overpriced shit?

https://twitter.com/MiamiPD/status/1658827429425627139

[TigerLily]

Bart,

Was this dude that has more money then sense, bedazzled by the gigantic bazoonga's and thus lost all his overpriced shit?

https://twitter.com/MiamiPD/status/1658827429425627139

Maybe this explains the naked guy running around Miami in WAN's last cinematic masterpiece

[Walks_At_Night]

Maybe this explains the naked guy running around Miami in WAN's last cinematic masterpiece

There has to be a connection.  I think the thief leaving the scene of the crime with her jacket on upside down is a clue.

[whoozit]

There has to be a connection.  I think the thief leaving the scene of the crime with her jacket on upside down is a clue.

This case has a couple of outstanding attributes.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Was this dude that has more money then sense, bedazzled by the gigantic bazoonga's and thus lost all his overpriced shit?

Amy Winehouse with big, ugly fake tits fetish strikes again.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

The claim being made is that Shannon is the "World's Greatest Sales Professional".  I'm skeptical.  Any thoughts?

[KSM]

Bart,

The claim being made is that Shannon is the "World's Greatest Sales Professional".  I'm skeptical.  Any thoughts?

Get a good deal it is.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

The claim being made is that Shannon is the "World's Greatest Sales Professional".  I'm skeptical.  Any thoughts?

Shannon blows you if you buy the undercoating.
Does the woman (or man) have to be attractive for you to enjoy the blowie? That's a question only you can answer.
If you are one to enjoy the blowie for what it is then I would say Shannon may be the world's greatest.

[KSM]

Shannon blows you if you buy the undercoating.
Does the woman (or man) have to be attractive for you to enjoy the blowie? That's a question only you can answer.
If you are one to enjoy the blowie for what it is then I would say Shannon may be the world's greatest.

You don't see the Mark Junior?

[Bart Ell]

You don't see the Mark Junior?

Not quite cockeyed enough.

[KSM]

Not quite cockeyed enough.

True,  and he probably showered within 72 hours of this ad.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

In Kathy's Korner today, Big K was over at Senda's where he gave her a birthday present. It was a DVD player or some damn thing.  Irrelevant really.  He also said that it takes Big K two hours by bus to reach the Hacienda.  So two hours out and two hours back for her. Just to get a stupid little box.

Why didn't Senda just have it shipped to her directly?