Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Why didn't Senda just have it shipped to her directly?

If he shipped it to her directly then he would not have been able to show the trolls the nice thing he did for her.
Also, as a responsible YouTuber, he was not going to surrender content so easily.

[TigerLily]

Why didn't he make the house call instead of making her...No! Nope! Unh uh..Not going to get roped into the Senda trap. Have a nice day. Moving on...

[PB]

The time I went to see Falkie (don't judge me, he hadn't achieved the full ''Falkie'' persona yet, just another weirdo posting on Bellgab - at least as far as I knew), he talked for quite a while - with me listening in amazement, and not really getting much of a word in edgewise.  At some point he looks at the clock and in an instant was ready for me to go.  Told me Kathy was on her way with two fully cooked turkeys. 

I don't think he wanted to share.

[KSM]

The time I went to see Falkie (don't judge me, he hadn't achieved the full ''Falkie'' persona yet, just another weirdo posting on Bellgab - at least as far as I knew), he talked for quite a while - with me listening in amazement, and not really getting much of a word in edgewise.  At some point he looks at the clock and in an instant was ready for me to go.  Told me Kathy was on her way with two fully cooked turkeys. 

I don't think he wanted to share.

I remember you mentioning this story a few years ago. Always wanted to ask.. did she have the cooked turkeys in the car with her? "On her way WITH two fully cooked turkeys" If she had them WITH, that means the two blobs would be eating them in the car on the way home?

@PB Just trying to wrap my mind around this one..  One full turkey each all in one sitting?

[PB]

I remember you mentioning this story a few years ago. Always wanted to ask.. did she have the cooked turkeys in the car with her? "On her way WITH two fully cooked turkeys" If she had them WITH, that means the two blobs would be eating them in the car on the way home?

@PB Just trying to wrap my mind around this one..  One full turkey each all in one sitting?

Unknown.  She was on her way to Casa Hacienda from who knows where.  I got the bum's rush before she arrived.  Arrival by bus?  Car?  Maybe Patty was with her.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

We got the results of that psychological test at work today. It's bad. Real bad.  Famous people of the same psych profile as me are Großadmiral Karl Dönitz, Jack Webb and Malcolm McDowell. So my bro's are the Nazi that took over the Third Reich after Hitler wasted himself and all the other big boys legged it,  "Just the facts Ma'am"  - Joe Friday and everyone's favorite Droog - Caligula.  I know I have issues but WTAF?  To make matters worse, Hillbilly Jim's matches are Steve McQueen, Bruce Lee and Tom Cruise.  He's got the Mod Squad of Cool and I've got this mess:

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I know...I know... "Good luck with all of that" There is a question for you. If you were labeled "Melancholic-Choleric" would you ignore it as psycho-babble nonsense or roll with it?  Maybe get a bumper sticker for the rig or fly it from a flag outside the house?

[PB]

Bart,

We got the results of that psychological test at work today. It's bad. Real bad.  Famous people of the same psych profile as me are Großadmiral Karl Dönitz, Jack Webb and Malcolm McDowell. So my bro's are the Nazi that took over the Third Reich after Hitler wasted himself and all the other big boys legged it,  "Just the facts Ma'am"  - Joe Friday and everyone's favorite Droog - Caligula.  I know I have issues but WTAF?  To make matters worse, Hillbilly Jim's matches are Steve McQueen, Bruce Lee and Tom Cruise.  He's got the Mod Squad of Cool and I've got this mess...

Aren't you supposed to lie on those things?  For example the answer is always 'No' to ''Do you live in a mud hut or steal electricity from your neighbors''?

[Walks_At_Night]

Aren't you supposed to lie on those things?  For example the answer is always 'No' to ''Do you live in a mud hut or steal electricity from your neighbors''?

The plan going in was to lie but as I'm apparently Caligula, I gave zero fucks and let her rip.

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[Bart Ell]

If you were labeled "Melancholic-Choleric" would you ignore it as psycho-babble nonsense or roll with it?  Maybe get a bumper sticker for the rig or fly it from a flag outside the house?

No to the flag, it would mean taking down my NO FAT CHICKS flag and I am not prepared to do that.

[JUAN]

@Bart Ell was it you who bought Kurt Cobain’s Strat with the broken head and only three keys or pegs or whatever they’re called on a guitar?

[bateman]

Bart, do you enjoy cheese? If so, do you have a favorite cheese?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart, do you enjoy cheese? If so, do you have a favorite cheese?

I hear "Melancholic-Choleric" is good. Hard to find though.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell was it you who bought Kurt Cobain’s Strat with the broken head and only three keys or pegs or whatever they’re called on a guitar?

Nah, I already have a room filled with junk parts.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, do you enjoy cheese? If so, do you have a favorite cheese?

I think I have cheese two or three times a day.
Today I had a grilled halloumi salad that knocked by balls off.

Many years ago I was dating a woman who was a B lister in France.
She was shooting a movie right outside of Marseille and I tagged along for about 6 weeks.
There was a small cheese shop in the lobby of the hotel we were staying at.
About a week in I see the cheese guy waving at me so I went over.
He asked me if that was really the B lister that I was with.
I told him it was and he asked if I could have her sign a few items for him.
Your pal Bart saw an opportunity here so I said sure.
Next day he waves me over again and hands me about 5 pictures and a nice selection of cheese.
THE PLAN WAS PAYING OFF ALREADY!
I tell her the story and mention The Bart could probably get some top shelf cheese if she walked in with me and handed him the pictures.
The poor guy skeeted his drawers the next morning as she delivered his signed pictures.
Each morning after that cheese guy handed me another cheese to try.
I did the fake pay move a few times but he was not having it.
I bet if I want back now I could still get a Reblochon or Comté out of cheese guy.

[PolkaDot]

Today I had a grilled halloumi salad that knocked by balls off.

I'm a little concerned about your use of "salad"
...also I'm sure you'll be fine, you weren't planning on using them were you?