Ask Bart Anything

[HamsterMuscle]

Today I had a grilled halloumi salad that knocked by balls off.

I fry slices of that with sundried tomatoes until the cheese is browned, then mix in some spinach leaves just before taking it off the heat. Very simple but very good.

[TigerLily]

I fry slices of that with sundried tomatoes until the cheese is browned, then mix in some spinach leaves just before taking it off the heat. Very simple but very good.

Sounds yummy

[HamsterMuscle]

Sounds yummy

Use the oil from the sundried tomatoes jar for the frying.

[KSM]

Bart have you ever caught yourself drinking a glass of water while peeing? That happened today. I felt like a full-body-funnel. It also felt internally, mentally and spiritually somewhat gluttonous.  I mean, you would eat a panini while number 2ing.. that just seems evil. Like bragging to all the hungry out there, "hey look, I got it coming in and going out" that would be mean IMO. Bad karma

[Bart Ell]

Bart have you ever caught yourself drinking a glass of water while peeing?

Only in the pool.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Senda wears the same clothes for 3, 4 even 5 days in a row.  This we know from the videos. So why does he always have mountains of laundry to do?  To the point where the dirty laundry pile blocks the hallway.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Senda wears the same clothes for 3, 4 even 5 days in a row.  This we know from the videos. So why does he always have mountains of laundry to do?  To the point where the dirty laundry pile blocks the hallway.

Because one of his shirts and one pair of his shorts = a mountain.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?

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[PB]

Bart,

What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?

Someone what wanted to get a straw into his wallet, but that seems unavoidable.

Oh, you meant the alien handgrip.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?

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Hopefully one that fucks him the way he wants to be fucked.

[HamsterMuscle]

Hopefully one that fucks him the way he wants to be fucked.

Oh, the handjobs.

[TigerLily]

Bart,

What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?

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Gotta be a Bruja. Jeff, honey. Check under the mattress for a charm bag and chicken bones

[KSM]

Bart,

What kind of entity did Jeff Bezos get mixed up with?

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Something weird going on with his bicep. Looks like it was torn and never repaired. See how it doesn't go all the way down?  yikes

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1663285936891875330

[bateman]

Bart, check out the YouTube channel “Lola Body Yoga”. I suspect this Lola is not actually trying to teach anyone yoga.