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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5925 on: May 30, 2023, 05:15:57 AM »
Bart, check out the YouTube channel “Lola Body Yoga”. I suspect this Lola is not actually trying to teach anyone yoga.

Looks like she wants Tennessee police cock in her ass.

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« Reply #5926 on: June 03, 2023, 09:34:48 PM »
Bart,

What kind of insanity is this?

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« Reply #5927 on: June 04, 2023, 04:42:16 AM »
Bart,

What kind of insanity is this?

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The waveless seamuncher is one of the reasons why I only do land and sky.

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« Reply #5928 on: June 04, 2023, 07:23:06 AM »
The waveless seamuncher is one of the reasons why I only do land and sky.
Rodan is in the sky.

Jus' sayin'

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« Reply #5929 on: June 04, 2023, 12:58:07 PM »
Bart, what is it like to have sycophants?  I suspect it is tiring.

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« Reply #5930 on: June 04, 2023, 03:27:39 PM »
Bart, what is it like to have sycophants?  I suspect it is tiring.

Not as tiring as suckephants - elephant sized broads offering blowies.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5931 on: June 04, 2023, 07:19:31 PM »
Are these Killer Whales getting a little pay back for Marineland?

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1665026134570942464


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« Reply #5932 on: June 05, 2023, 02:44:39 AM »
Are these Killer Whales getting a little pay back for Marineland?

Impossible.
Everyone loves Marineland, the song told me so.


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« Reply #5933 on: June 05, 2023, 07:51:33 AM »
Impossible.
Everyone loves Marineland, the song told me so.



I remember that commercial. Early 2000's if I'm not mistaken.

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« Reply #5934 on: June 05, 2023, 07:52:22 AM »
Well. They are Killer Whales. Have to live up to the rep
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

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« Reply #5935 on: June 10, 2023, 06:08:12 AM »
Bart,

I took one of those online dialect quizes where it asks you questions and then figures out where you are from. It was all of 8 miles off for me.
Why has living in the South for over 30 years had no effect on me?

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« Reply #5936 on: June 10, 2023, 07:06:20 AM »
Bart,

I took one of those online dialect quizes where it asks you questions and then figures out where you are from. It was all of 8 miles off for me.
Why has living in the South for over 30 years had no effect on me?

Don't feel special, they think everyone is from Michigan.

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« Reply #5937 on: June 10, 2023, 07:17:36 AM »
Don't feel special, they think everyone is from Michigan.

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Oof. Bitter pill for a Montreal boy.  Somewhere Pierre Mondou gently weeps.

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« Reply #5938 on: June 10, 2023, 08:03:01 AM »
Speaking of living in the south, @Walks_At_Night
These 2 events happened very recently in Charlotte, NC.

Don't watch this one if vile slothtitties offend you...
Have you met Judy?



Here we have a half Mexican Asian girl celebrating her hookerness... (She may also be referred to as a half Asian Mexican girl but the song is not Mexican Hooker)


It's not only happening in Charlotte, there are examples of this happening in every state and damn near every country in the world.

My question is this - is it up to Steel Panther to save us from the AM radio crybabies who pretend you aren't allowed to express yourself anymore?
In a Steel Panther world it seems you can do whatever you want without fear of bunch of uptight crybabies who would not go to your show anyway telling people how they are no longer going to your show.
It's almost like everything is fake outrage these days.


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« Reply #5939 on: June 10, 2023, 08:18:14 AM »
Eddie Trunk and the That Metal Show guys (Jim and Don) are back with a new show called THAT ROCKS. I watch it on YouTube and new episodes come out live on Wednesdays I believe. It's not bad, I like it. The opening music is a take on the Back In Black riff. Pretty catchy..

ANYWAYs..  they still do their weekly top picks on various things. Last week they discussed top ten LIVE albums. Eddie had KISS ALIVE II as his number one. Or was it number two? Whatever, it was high on his list.

Do you agree with the Trunk? @Bart Ell