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[KSM]

This chicken thing is getting outta hand.

[Bart Ell]

So the question is this - Is it okay to query potential buyers about chicken fucking? I can see the that being really offensive but then again I don't want to see the little guy abused.

When they come to pick up the chicken they will want to take a look at it.
Present it to them asshole first.
Look them in the eye when you do it and, if you expect any fuckery, place your hand on their prick area and see if they are aroused.
If they are not aroused then sell them the chicken.
If they are, jerk them off and then charge the the same amount as you would have for the chicken.
EVERYBODY WINS!

[Walks_At_Night]

Get some spurs for him and drive down to South Carolina on Friday nights.

Think it can take on Vara's LNM bird an win?

[JUAN]

Probably.  Varna’s bird is sure to be lazy and whiny.

[KSM]

What large file send platform do you use? Looking to send something under a GB but much to big for gmail. 

[Bart Ell]

What large file send platform do you use? Looking to send something under a GB but much to big for gmail.

https://ufile.io/

[KSM]

Do you currently have a bottle of Pizza Pizazz in the pantry? Just noticed the page on KNOR and I think I'll do up a bottle.

[Bart Ell]

Do you currently have a bottle of Pizza Pizazz in the pantry? Just noticed the page on KNOR and I think I'll do up a bottle.

Always.

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KNOR

Dyslexic.

[KSM]

Always.

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Dyslexic.

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[bateman]

Dear Bart,

What's love got to do, got to do with it?
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

[KSM]

Dear Bart,

What's love got to do, got to do with it?
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

This is a first! That's a Four-In-One ASK!!  Whhoooaaaa boi this is gonna be GRREEAAT!!!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

What does a lady with no hip look like? I keep trying to picture it in my mind. Is like the leg just jutting out of the bottom of the abdomen like in a three year old's drawing of Mommy?  How would such a creature get around? Something like this?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

What does a lady with no hip look like? I keep trying to picture it in my mind. Is like the leg just jutting out of the bottom of the abdomen like in a three year old's drawing of Mommy?  How would such a creature get around? Something like this?

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She would get around with her scooter.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

You are a man of the world.

Have you ever put on some whites and participated in the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain?  The 2023 festival is on day six and winding down fast. I'm not a big fan but will check in a couple of times during the festival to get the stats for that given day.  Length of the run, total injuries, number of hospitalizations and total gored that day - simple, Mickey Mouse stuff.  I myself have never had an urge to make the run but I guess I wouldn't mind being a Pastore'.  They are those whipper dudes with the long whipper sticks. Officially they are there to keep the bulls moving along and not backing up but in practice they seem to spend most of the time whaling on drunks.

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

You are a man of the world.

Have you ever put on some whites and participated in the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain?  The 2023 festival is on day six and winding down fast. I'm not a big fan but will check in a couple of times during the festival to get the stats for that given day.  Length of the run, total injuries, number of hospitalizations and total gored that day - simple, Mickey Mouse stuff.  I myself have never had an urge to make the run but I guess I wouldn't mind being a Pastore'.  They are those whipper dudes with the long whipper sticks. Officially they are there to keep the bulls moving along and not backing up but in practice they seem to spend most of the time whaling on drunks.

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Using a whipper stick is liking wearing a condom - it takes all the fun out of things.