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[Bart Ell]

That could be.  Love your imaging thread!!!  A punishment could be -5 karma or a Friday morning in the CuckooShack  .

Speaking of images, stop fucking reporting the ones with titties.

[sean92008]

Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.

and nutsack dropping?

[sean92008]

Oh almighty Barthur,

I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie.  Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.

Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece... 

[Bart Ell]

and nutsack dropping?

Happens to the best of us.
Didn't happen to the kid who lived a couple of houses down from me when I was a kid.
We called him NoBalls Tony.
Sometimes Tony NoBalls.
I don't remember why we knew this about him.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Speaking of images, stop fucking reporting the ones with titties.

There are posts with titties?

[Bart Ell]

Oh almighty Barthur,

I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie.  Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.

Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece...

I am working on it.
Click on a username and get the street view of where they live.
I have a feeling it will be a very popular feature!

[Bart Ell]

There are posts with titties?

I didn't say nude titties.

[sean92008]

I am working on it.
Click on a username and get the street view of where they live.
I have a feeling it will be a very popular feature!

Heat maps and ZIP code pins would be cool.

[Bart Ell]

Heat maps and ZIP code pins would be cool.

Live Falkiecams in every bedroom!
I will make a fortune on the dark web!

[Laurakinch]

I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.

Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.

Thanks for the tip! +1.

I have found that this device is too small for my shower drains. I wish they made a bigger diameter one.

[Laurakinch]

Thanks for the tip! +1.

I have found that this device is too small for my shower drains. I wish they made a bigger diameter one.

These work for a flat drain in shower stall. Use gorilla waterproof tape on each edge to keep from lifting and allowing hair to escape, and rubber mat with hole in middle to cover edges.

https://www.amazon.com/EXCEL-LEADER-Protector-Hexagonal-Starfish-Strainer/dp/B075QL5MG6/ref=asc_df_B075QL5MG6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=216766339349&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5042722481412494291&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032532&hvtargid=pla-445887851677&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Mat-Vive-Suction-Resistant/dp/B011IZHDW8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1535560264&sr=8-1&keywords=Shower+Mat+by+Vive+-+Square+Bath+Mats+with+Drain+Hole+-+Non+Slip+Suction+Cup+Pad+for+Shower+Stalls+%26+Floors+-+Mold+%26+Mildew+Resistant+22%22+x+22%22+%281-Pack%29++by+VIVE


Sorry, Bart, didn't mean to turn your thread into Laura's helpful household hints.

[ponyboysunset]

Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.

I have this over my drain now after battling a clog.
 https://www.amazon.com/TXM-Bathroom-Strainer-Hexagonal-Starfish/dp/B078W7L4F4/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&qid=1535560482&sr=8-22&keywords=shower+hair+drain+catcher

[TigerLily]

Oh almighty Barthur,

I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie.  Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.

Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece...

Curiouser and curiouser.  You could have gone straight to me without bothering our Dear Leader, whose head lies heavy with his awesome duties and responsibilities. And done the typical a/s/l. I might not have thought you were an a/s/s  Here's a hint to start the Tiger hunt. I live central coastal. Please don't dox me. I feel free to play here because I have complete anonymity. Don't cage the Tiger. Just admire her from afar 

[TigerLily]

Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.

When I initially read this, I thought you were referring to YP. Imagine my relief when I deduced the real subject. Although, YP might enjoy it