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[PB]

I once heard a story - not sure whether it's true - about a mountain biker zipping along downhill, runs over a rattle snake, the wheel flips it up into the handle bars, snake bites rider and he dies.  Ugh!

[KSM]

I once heard a story - not sure whether it's true - about a mountain biker zipping along downhill, runs over a rattle snake, the wheel flips it up into the handle bars, snake bites rider and he dies.  Ugh!

Had my appendix out when I was 6, and I remember the kid in the bed next to me (he was got his dick bit by a snake while mowing the lawn. Must have been serious because that was why he was in the hospital. Guess some real damage was done. Snakes are cagey buggers..

[whoozit]

Had my appendix out when I was 6, and I remember the kid in the bed next to me (he was got his dick bit by a snake while mowing the lawn. Must have been serious because that was why he was in the hospital. Guess some real damage was done. Snakes are cagey buggers..

Bart, Do you think the snake bite kid has a fear of blowjobs?  I’d understand and feel sorry for him.

[KSM]

Had my appendix out when I was 6, and I remember the kid in the bed next to me (he was got his dick bit by a snake while mowing the lawn. Must have been serious because that was why he was in the hospital. Guess some real damage was done. Snakes are cagey buggers..

When typing in the age of the kid, I entered 8. Apparently 8 shows up as cool shades emoji? THE KID WAS 8 years old. Not a sunglasses emoji.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, Do you think the snake bite kid has a fear of blowjobs?  I’d understand and feel sorry for him.

It probably made him like them more.

[KSM]

Bart, what are these called? Only one is pictured but I have 3 of them and would like to purchase several more to accommodate all mics I have.

EDIT: it looks to be a tad dusty..  sorry.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, what are these called? Only one is pictured but I have 3 of them and would like to purchase several more to accommodate all mics I have.

EDIT: it looks to be a tad dusty..  sorry.

XLR flange mount

[KSM]

XLR flange mount

THANKS

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[Chefist]

BART...THANKS FOR STARTING AND MAINTAINING THIS WEBSITE! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEAR THAT ENOUGH. I LAUGH DAILY BECAUSE OF IT! 

[Bart Ell]

BART...THANKS FOR STARTING AND MAINTAINING THIS WEBSITE! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEAR THAT ENOUGH.

From the miserable ingrates around here? NEVER

[KSM]

From the miserable ingrates around here? NEVER

Awwe I'm sowie
C'mere.. let's hug it out..

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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

This fellah spent 25 grand last year on takeout. Seems a bit much but to each their own. However, $1,500 on take out from Hooters!?!
Why would anyone do that? Also, with White Castle available, why only an $18 spend? Also again, where does one have Bojangle's AND White Castle available? 

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

This fellah spent 25 grand last year on takeout. Seems a bit much but to each their own. However, $1,500 on take out from Hooters!?!
Why would anyone do that? Also, with White Castle available, why only an $18 spend? Also again, where does one have Bojangle's AND White Castle available? 

He uses DoorDash for Dollar General items, why question anything else after seeing that?

[whoozit]

Bart,

Why is hockey played in loud arenas with screaming fans but tennis is played where the spectators have to remain quiet?

[JUAN]