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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6090 on: September 23, 2023, 02:16:58 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6091 on: September 24, 2023, 05:18:15 AM »
Bart,

Did the guy get it riight?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6092 on: September 24, 2023, 08:32:38 AM »
Bart,

Did the guy get it riight?



He got 1 out of 3 right.
That brunette is about to explode into mom body so you kill her.
The ginger ain't much of a looker but that body will last longer than the other 2 so you marry that.
The blonde is going to be vile in a year or so so you get in on the titties now before the fupa becomes too distracting.

Bairyn agrees on all points.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6093 on: September 24, 2023, 08:32:38 AM »
Bart,

Did the guy get it riight?


If I may.. I suggest a whole-lotta-killin'

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6094 on: September 26, 2023, 04:10:34 PM »
@Bart Ell ,  now that @KSM has frightened away the last two women, @PolkaDot and @TigerLily, is there any truth to the rumor you're changing the name of this site to He Man Women Haters Club?

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« Reply #6095 on: September 27, 2023, 03:51:25 AM »
@Bart Ell ,  now that @KSM has frightened away the last two women, @PolkaDot and @TigerLily, is there any truth to the rumor you're changing the name of this site to He Man Women Haters Club?

We go out the way we came in, fella.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6096 on: September 27, 2023, 09:05:39 AM »
Don't be so sure that Lily is completely gone. I've tried my darndest to keep the male sanctity of this place, but man it's hard!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6097 on: September 30, 2023, 10:15:26 AM »
Where do you place the Erase The Slate album amongst the other great albums?

I really like it, although I think the overall production seems a little dark to me. Drums and guitar to a degree have a rather abrasive sound, but I do love the record for its content.

Now you go, Bart.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6098 on: October 01, 2023, 05:32:15 AM »
Bart,

Leather jacket was off to a great start but I don't think he noticed the lurker with the war club. Do you think he ended up getting Striebered?

https://twitter.com/StrangestMedia/status/1589712671796269056

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6099 on: October 01, 2023, 05:40:31 AM »
Where do you place the Erase The Slate album amongst the other great albums?

I really like it, although I think the overall production seems a little dark to me. Drums and guitar to a degree have a rather abrasive sound, but I do love the record for its content.

Now you go, Bart.

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I like my Dokken like I like my C2C - lotsa George.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6100 on: October 01, 2023, 05:43:13 AM »
Bart,

Leather jacket was off to a great start but I don't think he noticed the lurker with the war club. Do you think he ended up getting Striebered?

https://twitter.com/StrangestMedia/status/1589712671796269056

I think his whole plan was to sodomize the sodomizers.
In the end he got the stick.
Sorry.
He got the stick in the end.
Sorry.
He got the stick in his end.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6101 on: October 01, 2023, 06:06:41 AM »
I think his whole plan was to sodomize the sodomizers.
In the end he got the stick.
Sorry.
He got the stick in the end.
Sorry.
He got the stick in his end.

Wonder if he was a Marine? My understanding is that they have a marching ditty that they chant:

🎶 Now I don't know but I've heard the line.
That alien bussy is mighty fine!🎶

He believed the hype and it cost him.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6102 on: October 01, 2023, 06:36:17 AM »
Wonder if he was a Marine? My understanding is that they have a marching ditty that they chant:

🎶 Now I don't know but I've heard the line.
That alien bussy is mighty fine!🎶

He believed the hype and it cost him.
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There's a reason they call those perverts seamen.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6103 on: October 01, 2023, 07:19:53 AM »
Not a Reb fan.
I like my Dokken like I like my C2C - lotsa George.

So Tooth & Nail played on a strat with single coil pups should be "against the laahw" ?  @sean92008 likes single coils..

George joke no funny

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6104 on: October 01, 2023, 08:39:48 AM »
So Tooth & Nail played on a strat with single coil pups should be "against the laahw" ?  @sean92008 likes single coils..

George joke no funny

Bitch squeals everywhere, it's a Zakk Wylde squealgasm happening right there in Dokken.