Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

What short lead?

[KSM]

AHHh YES. The "low note solo' as I used to call it. 

Noted

[PB]

... My Sharona...

That was so overplayed on the radio when it came out that to this day I have to change the channel if it comes on.

''My, my, my, my, woooo...''

[KSM]

How often do you play guitar? Just sit there and noodle away, and for how long on average?

Since replacing the 3-way switch in one of my Les Paul's (2008) I find myself always playing that guitar as I tend to leave the older Paul's to just hang on the wall and playing them rarely.

[Bart Ell]

How often do you play guitar? Just sit there and noodle away, and for how long on average?

Since replacing the 3-way switch in one of my Les Paul's (2008) I find myself always playing that guitar as I tend to leave the older Paul's to just hang on the wall and playing them rarely.

For work? About 12 hours a week.
On my own? 0 minutes a week.

[whoozit]

[KSM]

[Bart Ell]

[KSM]

Drinking makes you horny and you think of me when you are horny.

Huh.  Well that's an angle I hadn't considered.
You may want to address this sooner than later @whoozit

[whoozit]

Drinking makes you horny and you think of me when you are horny.

Strange, I always thought doctors sent pictures of you to patients that had erections from boner pills lasting longer than 4 hours.

[Bart Ell]

Strange, I always thought doctors sent pictures of you to patients that had erections from boner pills lasting longer than 4 hours.

They do.
It gets them even harder and a few strokes later they explode in a megagasm, pass out and are deboned minutes later.
Hashtag God Given Ass.

[TigerLily]

That was so overplayed on the radio when it came out that to this day I have to change the channel if it comes on.

''My, my, my, my, woooo...''

Your Bartness
Who is the biggest Downer you ever met. I ask apropos of nothing. Just suddenly came to mind

[PB]

Your Bartness
Who is the biggest Downer you ever met. I ask apropos of nothing. Just suddenly came to mind

Oh stop, you know flattery won't get you anywhere   

[Bart Ell]

Your Bartness
Who is the biggest Downer you ever met. I ask apropos of nothing. Just suddenly came to mind

In 1998 I was hired to talk a guy out of his tour bus every night.
He was.
Some people are just born with shitty imbalances that don't allow them a fighting chance at being happy.

[PB]

In 1998 I was hired to talk a guy out of his tour bus every night.
He was.
Some people are just born with shitty imbalances that don't allow them a fighting chance at being happy.

A band member who for some reason didn't want to play?