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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6165 on: October 25, 2023, 09:34:52 AM »
Bart,

Some hood goes nutso in the U.K. and whacks some coppers with a bike. A tussle kicks off with the cops and there is some back and forth action.
The hood then swipes a cantalope from street vendor old man Syed and attempts to bash the cop with it. Enraged, old man Syed puts the hood down instantly. How?

https://twitter.com/RadioGenoa/status/1716925508498395462

See how much more fun running amok is when guns aren't available? With guns criminals just become fat, lazy and stupid [ref: Republican Congress]
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6166 on: October 25, 2023, 11:57:33 AM »
non assimilating

Our forefathers did not build this continent on assimilation, they built it on handing out infected blankets and murdering the woke pussies crying about assimilation.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6167 on: October 25, 2023, 02:53:54 PM »
Our forefathers did not build this continent on assimilation, they built it on handing out infected blankets and murdering the woke pussies crying about assimilation.
HA! That's a laugh. Those were different times, nothing to do with what is happening now. Please. You went to the most predictable first pot all you boiling frogs are in. Ya godamm easily triggered sap.

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« Reply #6168 on: October 25, 2023, 03:34:08 PM »
Those were different times, nothing to do with what is happening now.

Exactly.
They were real men who did not take anything for granted and knew they had to fight to keep what they had or else they would lose it.
These days it's just a bunch of whiny little fruitcakes crying about people walking all over them instead of doing anything about it.

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« Reply #6169 on: October 25, 2023, 03:49:04 PM »
Exactly.
They were real men who did not take anything for granted and knew they had to fight to keep what they had or else they would lose it.
These days it's just a bunch of whiny little fruitcakes crying about people walking all over them instead of doing anything about it.
Observing something that is actually happening and then pointing it out as well as speaking out about it is actually doing something about it. One must remain with the law, Bart, whilst doing anything within their limited power at the time. Make no mistake - If not for the law and such confides I am one of the rare exceptions that would find absolute nirvana in slaughtering those of which I speak of. A wild west scenario must run two ways. For now, they are untouchable. I drool at the thought.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6170 on: October 25, 2023, 04:49:55 PM »
Fruitcakes? Racist.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6171 on: October 26, 2023, 05:27:00 AM »
Fruitcakes? Racist.

Apologies.
I meant moisturizing fruitcakes.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6172 on: October 26, 2023, 12:09:56 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6173 on: October 26, 2023, 03:55:47 PM »
Bart,

Do you like your Euros - blonde, wrinkley, sassy and psychotic?

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Wrinkly is the only one I would have issue with.
That busted up stomach... holy hell I can't see myself ever being able to overlook that.

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« Reply #6174 on: October 26, 2023, 04:13:49 PM »
Wrinkly is the only one I would have issue with.
That busted up stomach... holy hell I can't see myself ever being able to overlook that.

Yeah - better to hide that with a different style swimsuit I think.

How long will it to take for these two posts to turn into an ageist/neuro-diverseist, political shit show?

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« Reply #6175 on: October 26, 2023, 04:49:21 PM »
Yeah - better to hide that with a different style swimsuit I think.

How long will it to take for these two posts to turn into an ageist/neuro-diverseist, political shit show?

Better to hide those turkey arms, half empty sacks of flour titties, cottage cheese legs and dude face.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6176 on: October 26, 2023, 06:24:16 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6177 on: October 28, 2023, 07:19:57 AM »
Bart,

Do you remember that commercial about the butt wiping stick? In it, an obese gentleman states "Being a big guy has it's advantages...and it's disdvantages".  Obviously the disadvantage is having to use the butt wiper stick but the advantages? That was always a stumper.  Do you think this could be one of those advantages?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6178 on: October 28, 2023, 07:57:18 AM »
Bart, did you know about KISS ALIVE: The Movie ? Saw it on YT this morning.
Live concert of the album. Looks and sounds exactly like the album, opening with Deuce.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6179 on: October 28, 2023, 09:15:14 AM »
Bart,

Do you remember that commercial about the butt wiping stick? In it, an obese gentleman states "Being a big guy has it's advantages...and it's disdvantages".  Obviously the disadvantage is having to use the butt wiper stick but the advantages? That was always a stumper.  Do you think this could be one of those advantages?

Sure.
Another would be that you don't have to really give a shit if you gain a few pounds since fat fuck status has already been achieved.