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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6270 on: November 30, 2023, 04:49:43 AM »
Which Commonwealth country has the best strippers?

Canada thanks to Quebec.
There is a reason why Pornhub is so popular, it was built on the local girls.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6271 on: November 30, 2023, 09:28:46 AM »

Canada would do so but they don't have to automatically anymore.

That's what I said! WAAAAAANNNNNN  @Walks_At_Night


Canada thanks to Quebec.

There's something to that!
Weird how Halifax is not all that far away and it's full of WOOFers.

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« Reply #6272 on: November 30, 2023, 03:21:24 PM »
Did you ever hear the Glenn Hughs - Don Dokken 1989 demo song called Matter Of Time? It's done to the Mirror Mirror riff from Up From The Ashes. It sounds like an old Fostex 4-track. Total basement band song demo stuff like we used to make for agents like the 'Low Talker' 'Nose sniffles' Bruce Bromley, pre-Feldman.

What I'm trying to say it that you wouldn't guess that the two vocalists were huge rockstars at the time.

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« Reply #6273 on: November 30, 2023, 04:04:46 PM »
Did you ever hear the Glenn Hughs - Don Dokken 1989 demo song called Matter Of Time? It's done to the Mirror Mirror riff from Up From The Ashes. It sounds like an old Fostex 4-track. Total basement band song demo stuff like we used to make for agents like the 'Low Talker' 'Nose sniffles' Bruce Bromley, pre-Feldman.

What I'm trying to say it that you wouldn't guess that the two vocalists were huge rockstars at the time.

I think Hughes was in a bad place at that time.
He got kicked off the Black Sabbath tour and nobody was working with him.
If I remember right they were writing together back then and were trying to get something on a soundtrack.

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« Reply #6274 on: November 30, 2023, 04:11:22 PM »
That's what I said! WAAAAAANNNNNN  @Walks_At_Night

There's something to that!
Weird how Halifax is not all that far away and it's full of WOOFers.

I met a girl from Halifax when I was in Old Orchard Beach.
Her name was Bonnie.
It was back in the Yahoo Messenger days and for the next few months she would send me cam requests on there, flash her boobies and log off.
It was her way to get me to go visit her.
I do not remember if I did.
I bet I have a video of Bonnie on an old hard drive.

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« Reply #6275 on: November 30, 2023, 07:16:53 PM »
I met a girl from Halifax when I was in Old Orchard Beach.
Her name was Bonnie.
It was back in the Yahoo Messenger days and for the next few months she would send me cam requests on there, flash her boobies and log off.
It was her way to get me to go visit her.
I do not remember if I did.
I bet I have a video of Bonnie on an old hard drive.

I have never liked the name Bonnie. Extremely un-feminine name.

I think Hughes was in a bad place at that time.
He got kicked off the Black Sabbath tour and nobody was working with him.
If I remember right they were writing together back then and were trying to get something on a soundtrack.
I have an MP3 if you'd like to hear it. Been in my files for well over a decade and I give it a listen every five-ish years.  It's just a weird thing.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6276 on: November 30, 2023, 10:21:17 PM »
Which Commonwealth country has the best strippers?

Canada natch.

KSM must have known about this one?

"According to Bon Jovi, the band named the album Slippery When Wet after visiting The No.5 Orange strip club in Vancouver, British Columbia. According to Sambora, "This woman descended from the ceiling on a pole and proceeded to take all her clothes off. When she got in a shower and soaped herself up, we just about lost our tongues. We just sat there and said, 'We will be here every day.' That energized us through the whole project. Our testosterone was at a very high level back then."" - Wikipedia

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« Reply #6277 on: November 30, 2023, 11:28:55 PM »
Canada natch.

KSM must have known about this one?

"According to Bon Jovi, the band named the album Slippery When Wet after visiting The No.5 Orange strip club in Vancouver, British Columbia. According to Sambora, "This woman descended from the ceiling on a pole and proceeded to take all her clothes off. When she got in a shower and soaped herself up, we just about lost our tongues. We just sat there and said, 'We will be here every day.' That energized us through the whole project. Our testosterone was at a very high level back then."" - Wikipedia

KSM is not a Bon Jovi fan to say the least, but the Slippery When Wet story is fairly well known as it has been reported in various youtube so-called documentaries when discussing famous albums, dated sessions, trivia, and rock n roll 'who gives a fucks'

I was a stripper fucker for quite some time. The Vancouver club mentioned in the horrible motley crue song had some beautiful skanks from all around Canada and the US.  The whole thing about strippers who strip only for the money in order to pay for future education and life planning in general was real. They were not actually sluts. They just played sluts on stage 'A' and in well vetted band members hotel room beds. They too had needs while being very picky on who was granted access to the beaver hunt. Sometimes you would see them months later when they and the band found ourselves in the same little town. Like a joyful unexpected reunion.  ... eventually you would never see them again. And that, was that.

Thank you for asking.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6278 on: December 01, 2023, 04:29:17 AM »
I have never liked the name Bonnie. Extremely un-feminine name.

It's the female Gord.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6279 on: December 01, 2023, 09:13:23 AM »
It's the female Gord.

Hahahaha  That sounds about right!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6280 on: December 04, 2023, 12:14:32 PM »
Bart,

Did you know that KSM had such quick reflexes? He didn't even miss a bite of his Fruit-By-The-Foot munching during the incident.


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« Reply #6281 on: December 04, 2023, 12:52:11 PM »
Bart,

Did you know that KSM had such quick reflexes? He didn't even miss a bite of his Fruit-By-The-Foot munching during the incident.


Hahahaha

ROFL  THAT'S HOW I ROLL, WAN!! Literally!!

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« Reply #6282 on: December 04, 2023, 01:30:19 PM »
Hahahaha

ROFL  THAT'S HOW I ROLL, WAN!! Literally!!

I knew it. Zero fucks given.  8)

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« Reply #6283 on: December 04, 2023, 06:06:03 PM »
I knew it. Zero fucks given.  8)
That's right. Not even fuck one.  Jus' keep on rollin'!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6284 on: December 05, 2023, 11:46:39 AM »
That's right. Not even fuck one.  Jus' keep on rollin'!

In your pink shirt.