Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

Lotsa hum, I had a semi-hollow body with one and it was ok.

Played in a place with the guitar I mentioned, and to make things even Hummier the place had really dirty power. Soundman told me he could actually hear the buzz/hum WHILE I was actively playing. I can't imagine what it would've been like playing a choppy riff that had pauses between strokes. Wasn't a cover band, but the riff for highway to ell comes to mind. Nah nah nah-BUZZZZZZ-Nah nah nah-BUZZZZZ--- and so-on.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

If my eyes do not deceive me, that looks like the flag of Luxembourg in between NZ and the Rising Sun.  Isn't that place land locked and like half the size of PEI? What are they going to do? 

https://twitter.com/grantshapps/status/1742616749097226434

[Bart Ell]

What are they going to do? 

They said the same about Lane Hutson yesterday.

Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
Hey you, hey you
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey you, hey you
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Hey you, hey you
Now it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you
He never scores he just gets an infection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Makes no sense at all
Things aren't what they seem
Luxemburger queen
He's a burger queen
Slightly bemused by the total rejection
Hey you, hey you
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a face that is pure perfection
Hey you
Things aren't what they seem
Luxemburger queen
Luxemburger queen
Luxemburger queen
He's a burger queen

[KSM]

It was nice of Team Canada to let the other teams play this year. Did they even show up for the tournament?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

If I understand this scientific study correctly, this group of Spaniards beat off a Dolphin, took the jizz and froze it, then thawed it and used it to fertilize a cow's egg.  Unfortunately, I have never had the chance to visit Spain but it seems to be a beautiful country.  In your travels, I imagine you have visited Spain. Is there not better ways to spend one's time there other than stroking off an aquatic mammal and trying to create an abomination?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

If I understand this scientific study correctly, this group of Spaniards beat off a Dolphin, took the jizz and froze it, then thawed it and used it to fertilize a cow's egg.  Unfortunately, I have never had the chance to visit Spain but it seems to be a beautiful country.  In your travels, I imagine you have visited Spain. Is there not better ways to spend one's time there other than stroking off an aquatic mammal and trying to create an abomination?

If your goal was to get me to Google dolphin dick then mission accomplished.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

It would seem that @Peter Wyngarde is being "double fisted".  Will he be ok?

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1747902772941299884

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

It would seem that @Peter Wyngarde is being "double fisted".  Will he be ok?

I would need to know how many fists he is used to to know if this is a blessing or a curse.

[TigerLily]

Dear Sir Bartimus
I have nothing to add but just wanted to let you know you and @Walks_At_Night are appreciated

[KSM]

Dear Sir Bartimus
I have nothing to add but just wanted to let you know you and @Walks_At_Night are appreciated awesome

Damon, is that you?

[TigerLily]

Damon, is that you?

Actually, that's pretty funny. I must be starved for some decent entertainment. I blame mid-winter

[Peter Wyngarde]

Bart,

It would seem that @Peter Wyngarde is being "double fisted".  Will he be ok?

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1747902772941299884

As a long term subscriber to my OnlyFans channel you will be able to find out for yourself.

[JUAN]

I'm watching the Star Spangled Banner allegedly being sung before the Houston Baltimore game.  What is your opinion of the yodeling these so called singers do?

[Bart Ell]

I'm watching the Star Spangled Banner allegedly being sung before the Houston Baltimore game.  What is your opinion of the yodeling these so called singers do?

They should get rid of the bullshit of anthems at any sporting event that isn't country vs country.
When it is country vs country it should be instrumental or by a professional singer than can wrap it up in 90 seconds.
99% of the people know their anthem but have no idea what the words mean anyway.

[JUAN]

It was not even decent modeling

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