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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6330 on: February 09, 2024, 03:35:00 AM »
@Bart Ell - I was in the grocery store today and saw two men, early fifties, holding hands, the shorter pushing the grocery buggy, both wearing the thin paper covid masks, and both wearing jeans with both suspenders and belts.

How far away should I stay from such people?  Or should I have just coughed and watched them run away?

The issue seems to be you checking out gay guys at grocery stores.
They are just there living their lives while you objectify them with your kinky eyes.
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« Reply #6331 on: February 09, 2024, 08:41:52 AM »

They are just there living their lives while you objectify them with your kinky eyes.

heh heh heh  (morning chuckle)

"kinky eyes"
Is that even a thing?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6332 on: February 09, 2024, 09:19:17 AM »
The wimmins in this store are all older than I am, android phone have bitched their husbands into the grave, Without them around to bitch at, the old women are filled with rage.  I was just trying to get down the aisle without being hit by an angry wimmins buggy.  Around here only Black people still wear masks.  Seeing two white men wearing them was attention grabbing.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6333 on: February 09, 2024, 11:01:19 AM »
the old women are filled with rage.

The ones filled with rage will dent your balls with their penny game.
What more can you ask for?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6334 on: February 10, 2024, 05:21:15 AM »
That's rich coming from the guy who hangs around with a masturbating cat.

Low *ahem...cough....* blow

booooooooo

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6335 on: February 11, 2024, 09:43:51 AM »
Bart,

Which style of coonskin hat is superior?

The one with the head left on with glowering eyes.

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Or the sleek, clean style that Super Bowl half-time performers favor?

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« Reply #6336 on: February 11, 2024, 09:59:43 AM »
Bart,

Which style of coonskin hat is superior?

The one with the head left on with glowering eyes.

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Or the sleek, clean style that Super Bowl half-time performers favor?

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If I may, the dude on the bottom deserves to be on the bottom. Complete poser! Top guy actually looks like he grew out of the coonskin. Wait, isn't 'coonskin' a slightly racist term? @Walks_At_Night

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6337 on: February 11, 2024, 10:20:08 AM »
The first looks like the raccoon is fucking the back of his head.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6338 on: February 11, 2024, 11:13:19 AM »
Bart,

Which style of coonskin hat is superior?

They are equally stupid unless you are stranded in a forest in winter and are sleeping inside a freshly killed animal for warmth and feel the need to accessorize.


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« Reply #6339 on: February 11, 2024, 01:33:13 PM »
If I may, the dude on the bottom deserves to be on the bottom. Complete poser! Top guy actually looks like he grew out of the coonskin. Wait, isn't 'coonskin' a slightly racist term? @Walks_At_Night

Not in these parts it isn't...........

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6340 on: February 11, 2024, 01:34:17 PM »
The first looks like the raccoon is fucking the back of his head.

Now that you mention it, it rather does look like that does it not?  Wonder if that is the origin of "f*ck your brains out"?

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« Reply #6341 on: February 14, 2024, 10:48:58 AM »
Have you watched episode 1 yet?  Not sure is episode 2 is out yet so I guess I should l00k!

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« Reply #6342 on: February 15, 2024, 02:14:03 AM »
Have you watched episode 1 yet?  Not sure is episode 2 is out yet so I guess I should l00k!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6343 on: February 15, 2024, 10:21:47 AM »
CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
AHH  Nice!

Ya fucker I was going to post the commercial!  That was one of the best season openers thus far. That woman plays the part very well.

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« Reply #6344 on: February 16, 2024, 03:20:29 AM »
AHH  Nice!

Ya fucker I was going to post the commercial!  That was one of the best season openers thus far. That woman plays the part very well.

The Siri scene was perfection.