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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6540 on: May 19, 2024, 01:16:28 PM »
Answa' dis quitchin an ya cin gitcha dipoma an Gadgate! "what am 4 + 3?"

GIVE RODNEY A CHANCE - GIVE RODNEY A CHANCE!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6541 on: May 19, 2024, 03:05:32 PM »
Answa' dis quitchin an ya cin gitcha dipoma an Gadgate! "what am 4 + 3?"

GIVE RODNEY A CHANCE - GIVE RODNEY A CHANCE!

if the other students knew Rodney was wrong the first two times then how come they didn't know he was right the third time?
This is why Jackie never got that job punching up scripts.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6542 on: May 19, 2024, 03:17:03 PM »
if the other students knew Rodney was wrong the first two times then how come they didn't know he was right the third time?
This is why Jackie never got that job punching up scripts.
The idea was that all the students in the school were as compromised as Rodney. Sort of a racist broadbrushing on Jackie's part.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6543 on: May 19, 2024, 03:20:57 PM »
@Bart Ell - I need about $70k for a new car.  What kind of little-to-no work scam can I run to get the dough quickly?  If sNoory can do it, I should be able to get mine.  He's inspired me.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6544 on: May 19, 2024, 03:33:53 PM »
@Bart Ell - I need about $70k for a new car.  What kind of little-to-no work scam can I run to get the dough quickly?  If sNoory can do it, I should be able to get mine.  He's inspired me.

Slap a Jesus on something.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6545 on: May 19, 2024, 04:13:19 PM »
Slap a Jesus on something.


Or look to the Government. Everyone is doing it.........

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6546 on: May 21, 2024, 06:55:26 PM »
Bart,

Why isn't this a thing these days?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6547 on: May 22, 2024, 02:55:44 AM »
Bart,

Why isn't this a thing these days?

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Dudes dressed like women?
I blame Klinger.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6548 on: May 22, 2024, 10:08:32 PM »

Or look to the Government. Everyone is doing it.........

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6549 on: May 22, 2024, 10:10:07 PM »
Dudes dressed like women?
I blame Klinger.

Absolutely a dylan mulvaney original. Please delete.
Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6550 on: May 24, 2024, 05:40:43 PM »
Double ASK:

1. All moved in?
2. If my show wasn't so profane, abusive, sexy, bawdy, bawd, and WTF-ish, would it ever be on KONR?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6551 on: May 25, 2024, 04:02:30 AM »
Double ASK:

1. All moved in?
2. If my show wasn't so profane, abusive, sexy, bawdy, bawd, and WTF-ish, would it ever be on KONR?

1. Phase one is done.
2. Choose a timeslot and I will give you the streaming credentials.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6552 on: May 25, 2024, 04:24:43 AM »
1. Phase one is done.
2. Choose a timeslot and I will give you the streaming credentials.

You moved Bart? How did I miss that!?!  Huh. I think you were in one of the better spots in North America to live. Can the deal be undone at this point because the Aloha Zoo here in NC is up for sale. You can own a monkey in a cage.

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Or one of those rat piggy things from the Amazon.
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Doesn't that sound nice?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6553 on: May 25, 2024, 04:37:20 AM »
You moved Bart? How did I miss that!?!  Huh. I think you were in one of the better spots in North America to live. Can the deal be undone at this point because the Aloha Zoo here in NC is up for sale. You can own a monkey in a cage.

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Or one of those rat piggy things from the Amazon.
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Doesn't that sound nice?

I WOULD LET THE MONKEY RIDE THE RAT PIGGY!

The North American part of our living will still be in the same area.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6554 on: May 25, 2024, 05:13:25 AM »
The North American part of our living will still be in the same area.

Ahh. Nice. You can still put on your red coat, grab your musket and march with the boys down at the fort on the weekends and then still cross over into the ghetto and get some cheap [well cheaper] chicken.  Plus there is a different NC Zoo you want to hold out for. More better. A ramshackle of a place with a weird assortment of sheds and shacks packed with critters. Fantastically they have a Kangaroo they just let run around loose. They tell you to not mess with it but of course some guys hassle it. Saw a Chinese guy taunting it and when he turned his back it about kicked him halfway to the moon. Good times.

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