Ask Bart Anything

[StarrMountain]

Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP '   

Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?

Hey, Brother Whistler.  Oh, the enchanting tone of the Golden Braaap.  I shan't forget it.

[GravitySucks]

Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP '   

Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?

Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.

[Whistler]

Hey, Brother Whistler.  Oh, the enchanting tone of the Golden Braaap.  I shan't forget it.

[Bart Ell]

Does that discount for the hotel chain include a jacuzzi room?

I can tell you are used to staying in motels.

[Whistler]

Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.

Lol.      +1             

[Bart Ell]

Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP '   

Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?

I did not

[WhiteCrow]

Holy Shit !
Our very own Oracle.
This is cool.   

Speaking of "Oracles"

Excellent show currently running about Greek Oracles on the Smithsonian Channel:

SACRED SITES: THE ORACLES Premieres Monday, September 26 at 8 p.m. ET/PT For a thousand years, the Oracle of Delphi in ancient Greece was one of the wonders of the known world. This was the most famous of the oracles, where it was believed the gods spoke through a priestess or priest, offering cryptic visions of the future. But were these really the words of the gods, or were there even more powerful elemental forces at work? An archaeological team discovered an extraordinary link between the prophecies and seismic activity beneath the surface of the earth. Featuring drone aerials of ancient sites in Greece and Turkey, this episode explores this astonishing story, and reveals how seismic activity and magnetism still give rise to sacred sites in the present day.

[Whistler]

Here you go, @FlarpsWife
https://ellgab.com/

All Hail the immaculate Oracle of Bart in his wisdom.   

[Whistler]

Nobody is banned.
They are 3 or 4 in the cuckshack for shitting up the board the way @brig likes it shit up.

Oh Immaculate Oracle of Bart, is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ?       

[Whistler]

Speaking of "Oracles"

Excellent show currently running about Greek Oracles on the Smithsonian Channel:

SACRED SITES: THE ORACLES Premieres Monday, September 26 at 8 p.m. ET/PT For a thousand years, the Oracle of Delphi in ancient Greece was one of the wonders of the known world. This was the most famous of the oracles, where it was believed the gods spoke through a priestess or priest, offering cryptic visions of the future. But were these really the words of the gods, or were there even more powerful elemental forces at work? An archaeological team discovered an extraordinary link between the prophecies and seismic activity beneath the surface of the earth. Featuring drone aerials of ancient sites in Greece and Turkey, this episode explores this astonishing story, and reveals how seismic activity and magnetism still give rise to sacred sites in the present day.

Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.

[GravitySucks]

Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.

That’s the hypothesis that I remember.

[Bart Ell]

Oh Immaculate Oracle of Bart, is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ?       

Nah, she asked for it...
Plus it was a reward for all that effort she puts into tilting at windmills.

[Whistler]

Nah, she asked for it...
Plus it was a reward for all that effort she puts into tilting at windmills.

LOL, now that's cool.

[Inglorious Bitch]

is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ?       

No, she's just really unpopular.


 

[Whistler]

That’s the hypothesis that I remember.