Ask Bart Anything

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Are toilet eggs the best eggs?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Are toilet eggs the best eggs?

No but chicken feathers make for great toilet paper.

[Bart Ell]

I've decided to get my bass guitar out and resume learning to play it.  Will I soon be hanging around with drummers?

Depends on what kind of bass you have.

[JUAN]

Depends on what kind of bass you have.

Breedlove electric acoustic basd

[Bart Ell]

Breedlove electric acoustic basd

The good news is that will attract drummers who can use brushes.
The bad news? Still a drummer.

[JUAN]

exactly

[TigerLily]

Mon Cher Bartreaux

Why are all my clickacies in French? Not complaining. Kinda sexy. Makes me want to spend more money

[Bart Ell]

Mon Cher Bartreaux

Why are all my clickacies in French? Not complaining. Kinda sexy. Makes me want to spend more money

If you really want to spend more money you should try Switzerland.

[TigerLily]

If you really want to spend more money you should try Switzerland.

My 3 takeaways from my short time in Switzerland
The Swiss are nazis when it comes to parking appropriately
They have the smartest wild birds also very structured in forming lines
Very expensive. We scuttled back to France rather quickly

[Bart Ell]

The Swiss are nazis when it comes to parking appropriately

They take you to the ovens if you jaywalk, too.

On the plus side - no fat chicks.

[TigerLily]

They take you to the ovens if you jaywalk, too.

On the plus side - no fat chicks.

Not too many in France either. Even with all that fabulous food and wine. I am pleased to report I was often taken as a local. Must have been the scarf

[HamsterMuscle]

Not too many in France either. Even with all that fabulous food and wine. I am pleased to report I was often taken as a local. Must have been the scarf

Last time I went to Paris, I kept seeing these black haired chicks with fabulous figures and my mind immediately went *Asian* and then they turned around and were white.

It was a disappointment every time but did give me something novel to beat off to at night

[Bart Ell]

Last time I went to Paris, I kept seeing these black haired chicks with fabulous figures and my mind immediately went *Asian* and then they turned around and were white.

That would be my THANK YOU JESUS moment.
Yoko Ono and her wanky wonky tits scarred me at an early age.

[TigerLily]

Last time I went to Paris, I kept seeing these black haired chicks with fabulous figures and my mind immediately went *Asian* and then they turned around and were white.

It was a disappointment every time but did give me something novel to beat off to at night

I could never be mistaken for Asian. Too much cleavage. Not to mention the blonde hair and blue eyes. Just not your type Hammy. I'm sure it's my loss

[JUAN]

Did either of you @Bart Ell @TigerLily hug an olive tree in the south of France?