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[Walks_At_Night]

The only people I see doing that lately are ladies in bikinis filming it for their tickytock.

What!?!  Us old guys can't even have that anymore.............


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[KSM]

Bart, who is Rick Beato? I am not subscribed to him but he shows up a lot in my YT feed. Guitar player, I know that but I have no idea who the guy actually is.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, who is Rick Beato? I am not subscribed to him but he shows up a lot in my YT feed. Guitar player, I know that but I have no idea who the guy actually is.

I don't think he's done anything big beside YouTube.
Good for people who don't know much about the business but has a bunch of dumb takes, too.

[KSM]

I don't think he's done anything big beside YouTube.
Good for people who don't know much about the business but has a bunch of dumb takes, too.

Well I guess that sort of solidifies what I thought. Seems to have a nice studio room where he does his videos from and sometimes even has famous guitar players in there with him which helps bolster his.. whatever it is.

Reminds me of the kid in high school who's parents buy him a massive TAMA kit (or whatever brand) even though he can't even play, but it's enough for all the cool kids to want to go to his house to see the kit and also to find out if he can actually play it. And when it comes out that he can't play his new toys the ribbing starts at school which drive him to take lessons but it never really goes anywhere because he's Simon. Simon with the awesome kit that he can't play.

[sean92008]

Bartgle and Barting, BartBartGo and AskBarteeves didn't have an answer... To this question:

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Europe seems to be the popular answer.

[JUAN]

Yesterday my brass choir played at some arts festival at an island resort.  The preceding act was three geezers strumming acoustic guitars.  The girl geezer was the singer.  They strummed (not picked) and sang Allman Brothers songs.  Is that sad?

[KSM]

Bart, I made a chocolate cake and ate the entire thing today. Tummy ache. Sugar high followed by sugar crash. Fine.

Thing is, I have what can only be described as legendary gas/flatulence! This is like like from the the book of Revelations in the Bible! What in the cake can cause this sort of reaction in an otherwise non-gassy guy?  This is horrific!

I wonder if it's the 70% cacao bar I added to the mix prior to baking. ?

Can I come to your house?

[Bart Ell]

Bartgle and Barting, BartBartGo and AskBarteeves didn't have an answer... To this question:

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Europe seems to be the popular answer.

My guess is it's a bar band.
No major label would have let the guy with the poodle hair and Casio watch slip by without a makeover.

[Bart Ell]

Yesterday my brass choir played at some arts festival at an island resort.  The preceding act was three geezers strumming acoustic guitars.  The girl geezer was the singer.  They strummed (not picked) and sang Allman Brothers songs.  Is that sad?

Were they wearing Casio watches?

[Bart Ell]

Bart, I made a chocolate cake and ate the entire thing today. Tummy ache. Sugar high followed by sugar crash. Fine.

Thing is, I have what can only be described as legendary gas/flatulence! This is like like from the the book of Revelations in the Bible! What in the cake can cause this sort of reaction in an otherwise non-gassy guy?  This is horrific!

I wonder if it's the 70% cacao bar I added to the mix prior to baking. ?

Can I come to your house?

You won't get the dirty girls by saying tummy unless you are referring to theirs.

[TigerLily]

You won't get the dirty girls by saying tummy unless you are referring to theirs.

He won't get the girls with a case of monumental flatulence until the weather warms up enough and he can air out the place. Bart. Overindulging in chocolate is a sign he needs to get the girls. A bit of a quandary developing I'm afraid.

Bartimus have  I stumbled upon an age old dictum? I have always lived in sunny climes but the hoary adage about a young man. "Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love"  really about sex-starved guys cooped up all winter eating chocolate and farting who can finally air out their houses and go on.the prowl?

[JUAN]

Were they wearing Casio watches?

Timex self-winding.

[PB]

Bart, I made a chocolate cake and ate the entire thing today. Tummy ache. Sugar high followed by sugar crash. Fine.

Thing is, I have what can only be described as legendary gas/flatulence! This is like like from the the book of Revelations in the Bible! What in the cake can cause this sort of reaction in an otherwise non-gassy guy?  This is horrific!

I wonder if it's the 70% cacao bar I added to the mix prior to baking. ?

Can I come to your house?

Didn't that dentist dump you for the same thing?

[KSM]

Didn't that dentist dump you for the same thing?

No, not at all. She was one of those people who talks and talks and keeps on talking. Constant babbling. It was too much and I couldn't take it.

I posted about it. *shrug* Not that I would expect an octogenarian to remember that. My ability to recall simple things will be faded by then as well.

[sean92008]

Thing is, I have what can only be described as legendary gas/flatulence!

There's a 10% tariff on that gas!