Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Thinking of selling my electric bike. The thing is that people may or will want to take it for a test drive. You can see my predicament here as the damn thing has wheels on it and goes really fast, thus leaving me vulnerable and at the mercy of some strangers honesty on whether or not he'll be 'right back' should I allow for a 'test drive'!

How the 'Ell does one sell a bike, let alone a really fast getaway bike?!  There's gotta be a better way.. *perplexed*

Do I have to follow the bastard in my car while brandishing a Glock?

- This will be show fodder for sure -

I would rather toss something in the trash than deal with the unwashed masses.

[Bart Ell]

I sometimes look at the Miller thread just for amazement.  Just how common is this kind of self-indulgent foolishness?

The amazement I get from it is the people who should know better never realize they should know better.
Amazing how he sucks them in every time.

[KSM]

I would rather toss something in the trash than deal with the unwashed masses.

Oh, no, I'll bath them first. That's how I get the big sale. And BTW I only sell to women-folk! It can become quit a vigorous vetting system but one can't be too careful.

[KSM]

Have you ever heard of spotify warnings to podcasters Broadcasters, and if so do you know if it's a three strikes your out sort of thing? I'm now at TWO transgressions with a warning to be completely removed unless I address a certain thing from an older show within 3 days.

Fuckin' over-scrutinizing shitbirds!

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[TigerLily]

Thinking of selling my electric bike. The thing is that people may or will want to take it for a test drive. You can see my predicament here as the damn thing has wheels on it and goes really fast, thus leaving me vulnerable and at the mercy of some strangers honesty on whether or not he'll be 'right back' should I allow for a 'test drive'!

How the 'Ell does one sell a bike, let alone a really fast getaway bike?!  There's gotta be a better way.. *perplexed*

Do I have to follow the bastard in my car while brandishing a Glock?

- This will be show fodder for sure -

 @KSM      This is late but no one is reading these anyway.  Hold their driver's license or car keys or a cash deposit while they tool around. I can't believe a girl has to answer this question     And don't mess with the emojis. How else am I supposed to express my disgust and derision?  i.e. "Oh look. There's PB  "

[Bart Ell]

Have you ever heard of spotify warnings to podcasters Broadcasters, and if so do you know if it's a three strikes your out sort of thing? I'm now at TWO transgressions with a warning to be completely removed unless I address a certain thing from an older show within 3 days.

Fuckin' over-scrutinizing shitbirds!

They are known for removing albums because someone listened to it too many times.

[KSM]

They are known for removing albums because someone listened to it too many times.

I did not know that. Actually clears something up.

[JUAN]

I tried listening to a stream of musica tropicale which I used to like, but now it's nothing but rap en Espanol.  Has rap ruined music with its lack of melody and constant "beat" without variation?

[Bart Ell]

I tried listening to a stream of musica tropicale which I used to like, but now it's nothing but rap en Espanol.  Has rap ruined music with its lack of melody and constant "beat" without variation?

Seems like you have been slow finding a new stream more than one form of music ruining unrelated forms of music.

[KSM]

Is, or WAS it sociably acceptable to eat the entire cake within 32 minutes?

I am nursing a cold/cough and needed to treat myself. Intention was to have a large piece 1/4th the cake and make the rest last over the next few days but that is not what happened, is it!

[JUAN]

Stuff a cold and starve a fever.

[KSM]

Stuff a cold and starve a fever.

No fever to speak of, unless...

[Bart Ell]

Is, or WAS it sociably acceptable to eat the entire cake within 32 minutes?

I am nursing a cold/cough and needed to treat myself. Intention was to have a large piece 1/4th the cake and make the rest last over the next few days but that is not what happened, is it!

I haven't seen those cakes since they were 99 cents.
Musta been 30 something years ago.

[KSM]

I haven't seen those cakes since they were 99 cents.
Musta been 30 something years ago.

$10 after all applicable taxes. They've never went away. Completely ruined my sleep with all that sucre.

[KSM]

Did you take the big coffee cup over there or is it too in storage?