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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6930 on: May 14, 2025, 08:24:04 AM »
If I'm not mistaken, this July is expiration or renewal date here? IF you renew, whenever that is, is it just because there is still one more 'gab board' out there and ELL needs to make Last Man Standing status before closing shop?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6931 on: May 14, 2025, 09:56:20 AM »
If I'm not mistaken, this July is expiration or renewal date here? IF you renew, whenever that is, is it just because there is still one more 'gab board' out there and ELL needs to make Last Man Standing status before closing shop?

This site will be around as long as The 100 Years Ago Thread is active.
And Falkie, can't forget that one.
It may go on after that too.
Forever.
Like herpes.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6932 on: May 14, 2025, 03:33:15 PM »
How about the miller thread?  Without that to occupy @damon there's no telling what he'll do.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6933 on: May 14, 2025, 07:01:31 PM »
How about the miller thread?  Without that to occupy @damon there's no telling what he'll do.
I'll mainly read the falkie posts.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6934 on: May 14, 2025, 09:04:12 PM »
This site will be around as long as The 100 Years Ago Thread is active.
And Falkie, can't forget that one.
It may go on after that too.
Forever.
Like herpes.
Björt:
If Falkie dies, what is the process for electing a suitable replacement?

Having just refreshed our memories of papal conclave procedures and traditions I thought maybe somewhere in the Ellgab founding documents existed a process by which a successor is formally named? Will there be special smoke to indicate a successful nomination? 

Translation for @damon : if Falkies did dieds how new Falkie is mades?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6935 on: May 14, 2025, 09:09:55 PM »
Björt:
If Falkie dies, what is the process for electing a suitable replacement?

Having just refreshed our memories of papal conclave procedures and traditions I thought maybe somewhere in the Ellgab founding documents existed a process by which a successor is formally named? Will there be special smoke to indicate a successful nomination? 

Translation for @damon : if Falkies did died how new Falkie is made?
LOL Moobs you are funny. I did fixed your post for you.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6936 on: May 15, 2025, 03:29:06 AM »
Björt:
If Falkie dies, what is the process for electing a suitable replacement?

Having just refreshed our memories of papal conclave procedures and traditions I thought maybe somewhere in the Ellgab founding documents existed a process by which a successor is formally named? Will there be special smoke to indicate a successful nomination? 

Translation for @damon : if Falkies did dieds how new Falkie is mades?

Already picked.
It's damon.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6937 on: May 15, 2025, 04:51:35 AM »
Bart,

Is this KSM's dream girl?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6938 on: May 15, 2025, 05:05:32 AM »
Bart,

Is this KSM's dream girl?



I think you are trying to tell us something by posting that Chinese women peg their men, WAN.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6939 on: May 15, 2025, 05:21:14 AM »
I think you are trying to tell us something by posting that Chinese women peg their men, WAN.

It's the only way to fly Bart.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6940 on: May 15, 2025, 05:55:58 AM »
Already picked.
It's damon.

Who gets Falkie's treasure horde, and his apartment?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6941 on: May 15, 2025, 07:05:26 AM »
Who gets Falkie's treasure horde, and his apartment?

Last one to visit.
It's all yours.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6942 on: May 15, 2025, 08:04:35 AM »
Bart,

Is this KSM's dream girl?



Well, I am not exactly clear on what Pegging is. I get the feeling it's bumstuff, and Kay-Ess-Emm doesn't do that. She needs to get a job too. An "actual job"!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6943 on: May 15, 2025, 10:15:12 PM »
Last one to visit.
It's all yours.

All right!  Thanks Bart!

I wonder if Falkie ever got his German cookbook back from Ratty Patty.

(Sometimes I wonder how much of what's listed on places like Ebay came from somewhere like Falkie's hovel..)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6944 on: May 16, 2025, 03:57:42 AM »
All right!  Thanks Bart!

I wonder if Falkie ever got his German cookbook back from Ratty Patty.

Turns out Patricia never had it at all.
It was in the 90% clean hallway all along.