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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6990 on: June 21, 2025, 09:20:31 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6991 on: June 22, 2025, 06:17:59 PM »
When I was 21 I got signed and got a nice advance from the record company and the publishing company.
I used all of it to buy a house in Sherman Oaks thinking I was due another part of the advance about 6 months later.
About 4 months later they fired everyone at the record company and I got dropped.
I ended up renting the house to a couple with 2 young kids.
They stayed in the house for 16 years and never missed a payment.
In an odd coincidence, they told me they were not renewing their lease about a week before I was going to kick 'em out.
I was working on the road for those years and I was a homeless home owner for that entire time.

The condo I bought in NF before leaving is being rented out by a corporate housing company so i don't have to worry about deadbeats.

They never missed a payment in 16 years and you were going to kick them out? WTF @Bart Ell , are you some kind of monster?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6992 on: June 23, 2025, 06:31:12 AM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6993 on: June 23, 2025, 06:33:41 AM »
They never missed a payment in 16 years and you were going to kick them out? WTF @Bart Ell , are you some kind of monster?

I was ahead of my time with kicking out people who have been there a long time.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6994 on: June 23, 2025, 07:52:31 AM »
Both guys have the same voice.
That sort of occurred to me as I was doing it but I kept going just thinking they're both from Winnipeg so they all sound alike.  *shrug*?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6995 on: June 24, 2025, 08:39:14 AM »
Can I assume the cheese situation where you are is glorious one? Cheeses and deli meats.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6996 on: June 24, 2025, 01:11:19 PM »
Can I assume the cheese situation where you are is glorious one? Cheeses and deli meats.

France, Italy, Greece, Spain, Switzerland, Germany... All these fuckers know their cheese and meat.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6997 on: June 24, 2025, 01:48:31 PM »
France, Italy, Greece, Spain, Switzerland, Germany... All these fuckers know their cheese and meat.

And bread...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6998 on: June 24, 2025, 06:23:18 PM »
France, Italy, Greece, Spain, Switzerland, Germany... All these fuckers know their cheese and meat.
Not a fan of the Spanish stuff.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6999 on: June 25, 2025, 08:14:20 PM »
Not a fan of the Spanish stuff.

Wrong thread
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7000 on: June 25, 2025, 09:18:44 PM »
Wrong thread

Well at this point any contributions are a step in the right direction.

JUST LIKE THIS CONTRIBUTION FROM THE RBR SHORTS.  :D
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7001 on: June 26, 2025, 04:34:26 AM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7002 on: June 26, 2025, 04:35:16 AM »
Not a fan of the Spanish stuff.

Not a fan of titty cheese?
Unheard of.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7003 on: June 26, 2025, 07:43:23 AM »
Fuck bread.

You know, you don't have to eat all the bread they bring out to your table.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7004 on: June 26, 2025, 08:48:16 AM »
You know, you don't have to eat all the bread they bring out to your table.

Unless it is Bunny Bread
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