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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7140 on: October 22, 2025, 10:02:12 AM »
Quote from: KSM on October 22, 2025, 09:04:15 AM
Bison beats Yak.

That might be true.



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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7141 on: October 23, 2025, 07:36:31 AM »
For anyone playing along,  Vera scored the little yak meat pucks.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7142 on: October 25, 2025, 07:21:43 AM »
I touched on this a few months ago but now that you've been there for this long can you say with any accuracy that your weight is has not ballooned? You're 6'1.5 and weigh 282 LBs. That's a bit much as you're body ratio is lacking lean body tissue. IE muscle.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7143 on: October 25, 2025, 09:52:36 AM »
Quote from: KSM on October 25, 2025, 07:21:43 AM
I touched on this a few months ago but now that you've been there for this long can you say with any accuracy that your weight is has not ballooned? You're 6'1.5 and weigh 282 LBs. That's a bit much as you're body ratio is lacking lean body tissue. IE muscle.

Inch and a half taller and maybe 70 pounds less than that.
Down about 5 pounds since we first got here.
We have access to this trainer and his gym here and he has me doing this EMS / boxing hybrid training to fix all the small injuries I acquired over the years.

I still have God given ass.
Just a little info for the spank bank.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7144 on: October 25, 2025, 02:35:07 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 25, 2025, 09:52:36 AM
Inch and a half taller and maybe 70 pounds less than that.
Down about 5 pounds since we first got here.
We have access to this trainer and his gym here and he has me doing this EMS / boxing hybrid training to fix all the small injuries I acquired over the years.

I still have God given ass.
Just a little info for the spank bank.

You told a rather inquisitive Lily that you were "6'3 and shrinking" several months ago.



Anyways..
Last time that I posted about actually going INTO a bank you mocked me.  Your bum in the Spank Bank is not a drop-in visit that I care to make, let alone any deposits!  ::)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7145 on: October 26, 2025, 08:13:59 AM »
Ever do the ear flush to remove wax? I thought I may have a head cold but no, some lousy construction team has gone and erected a wax wall thus leaving me about 70% deaf in my left ear. Sounds like I'm a block away outside an indoor rock concert.

Absolutely sucks.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7146 on: October 26, 2025, 10:55:24 AM »
Quote from: KSM on October 26, 2025, 08:13:59 AM
Ever do the ear flush to remove wax? I thought I may have a head cold but no, some lousy construction team has gone and erected a wax wall thus leaving me about 70% deaf in my left ear. Sounds like I'm a block away outside an indoor rock concert.

Absolutely sucks.

Get these 3 things off of Amazon.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7147 on: October 26, 2025, 04:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 26, 2025, 10:55:24 AM
Get these 3 things off of Amazon.
Ear me now and thank me later.

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Well that there is the posted reply from a guy who knows!

I 'ear ya! I have ordered the first two items. Good things to keep around for when the unfortunate waxy occasion occurs.


EDIT:  Going to add the 3rd item.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7148 on: October 26, 2025, 07:43:57 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 26, 2025, 10:55:24 AM
Get these 3 things off of Amazon.
Ear me now and thank me later.

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I feel like this board has gone in an entirely different direction than expected
There was a little girl,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7149 on: October 26, 2025, 07:46:09 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 25, 2025, 09:52:36 AM
Inch and a half taller and maybe 70 pounds less than that.
Down about 5 pounds since we first got here.
We have access to this trainer and his gym here and he has me doing this EMS / boxing hybrid training to fix all the small injuries I acquired over the years.

I still have God given ass.
Just a little info for the spank bank.

We definitely need pictures. We’re visual creatures
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7150 on: October 27, 2025, 03:31:35 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 26, 2025, 07:46:09 PM
We definitely need pictures. We’re visual creatures

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7151 on: October 27, 2025, 11:48:01 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 27, 2025, 03:31:35 AM
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Is there a Spite Board friends & family discount code? Asking for KSM.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7152 on: October 28, 2025, 03:37:34 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 27, 2025, 11:48:01 PM
Is there a Spite Board friends & family discount code? Asking for KSM.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7153 on: October 28, 2025, 07:09:24 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 27, 2025, 11:48:01 PM
Is there a Spite Board friends & family discount code? Asking for KSM.

Friends & Family? What's that?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7154 on: October 29, 2025, 02:37:15 PM »
My ear flusher will arrive tomorrow, can I one-man handle that on my own or do I need a slutfriend to come hold the container ETC..?

I would think I can do it unassisted over the sink to catch any spillage, yes?

Bart? You there? I need t' know!
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