Ask Bart Anything

[GravitySucks]

LoneVoice already has.

How did it taste?

[paladin1991]

Hey Gunny.  I just noticed this.  I was in hot layup for a few days and things got ahead of me.  Nothing serious.  Got the staples out today and am back to battery.  Ooohrah!

Roger that, Kid.  Understand "Guns Up, Ready to Fire!"  Stand by for Fire Mission.


BTW:  The surgical procedure, how many times do you have to have it done in a month?  And which 3rd world country receives your excess testosterone?

[paladin1991]

If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?

Can we add 'Bullet to the Head' for consideration?

[paladin1991]

How did it taste?

'It' was delicious. 

[pate]

Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?

-pAnon

[wr250]

dear Bart,
can you interpret pate-speak?

[StarrMountain]

Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?

-pAnon

Is't vrey possileb.

[GravitySucks]

Honorable @Bart Ell,

Can the Bart’s Sharts storefront provide an opportunity to receive an honorary Doctorate in Paranormal Studies?

Your servant,
Mssr Sucks, LTD

[Bart Ell]

Honorable @Bart Ell,

Can the Bart’s Sharts storefront provide an opportunity to receive an honorary Doctorate in Paranormal Studies?

Your servant,
Mssr Sucks, LTD

Sure.
Coming soon!

[Kidnostad]

Roger that, Kid.  Understand "Guns Up, Ready to Fire!"  Stand by for Fire Mission.


BTW:  The surgical procedure, how many times do you have to have it done in a month?  And which 3rd world country receives your excess testosterone?

Nothing to do with testicles thank god.  Just an endoscopic repair of a hiatal hernia—piece of cake.  The Doc worked out of the trunk of his car.  I’ve suffered worse on liberty on Hotel St. in Honolulu.

Hey, do you know offhand how many posts it takes to become a Dothraki Warrior in this chickenshit outfit (and I use the term affectionately and with all due respect to Bart.)

[Kidnostad]

Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?

Dog only knows.

[paladin1991]

Nothing to do with testicles thank god.  Just an endoscopic repair of a hiatal hernia—piece of cake.  The Doc worked out of the trunk of his car.  I’ve suffered worse on liberty on Hotel St. in Honolulu.

Hey, do you know offhand how many posts it takes to become a Dothraki Warrior in this chickenshit outfit (and I use the term affectionately and with all due respect to Bart.)

14,387.  Give or take.

[GravitySucks]

Dear Bart,

Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?

Thanks in advance,
Mssr. Sucks, LTD

[Kidnostad]

14,387.  Give or take.

Okay.  Only +/- 12,387 to go.  I needed a goal. Thanks. 

[MataHari22]

Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans

Every time I see that drummer it just makes me think of like an SNL skit with like Chris Farley as the drummer.  Every time I see it, it just cracks me up.