For me the top sports leagues have had the fun sucked out of them
I'm deeply shocked. You are always so cheerful and optimistic, why it is that everyone is just sucking the joy out of your life?
Ron White was doing a show, televised, and talking about a show that he did in Fort Polk, Louisiana. At the start of the show he was making some small talk and mentioned that there were 39.000 troops stationed there.
And some woman in the front row yelled out "Yeah, an' ever one of 'ems a BAD FUCK!"
White, as he tells it, thought about it a beat and then replied, "You know, I'd think that after 39,000 times you'd think, 'Maybe it's me?'"
Just food for thought, there buddie.