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Bart Ell

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #975 on: January 10, 2023, 01:52:05 PM »
You fuckfaces are ruining this otherwise fun thread.

Tell me about it!
All this lame football talk is ruining the roast of Banky The Human Pretzel.

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« Reply #976 on: January 10, 2023, 03:58:07 PM »
NUTS! Another who got it from the infection and not a vaccine which was not available in August of 2020.
Better luck next time, Banky!

I know that I am fond of goofing on people who talk about God's Wonderful Plan, but it is moments like this that give rise to self-doubt.

It was God's Wonderful Plan that PB would start and end every post to me with a furious scolding about how I uncritically accept anything that "fake news" shovels into my piehole, and then at the apex of this behaviour, have him step on his dick with this list of comedies served up to him by Austrian Nazis.  The cherry on the top of this stupidity sundae is that, as a native Belgian, PB should hate the Nazis. Fortunately/not fortunately, he hates America, democracy, and decency even more.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #977 on: January 10, 2023, 04:06:42 PM »
this list of comedies served up to him by Austrian Nazis.

How dare you!
The list was obviously compiled by a very American American!
This phrase should prove it 100% - "Calgary Stampeders American Footballer"


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« Reply #978 on: January 10, 2023, 04:29:02 PM »
The list was obviously compiled by a very American American!
This phrase should prove it 100% - "Calgary Stampeders American Footballer"

Belgians are not only ignorant, they are sneaky.  Count your change before leaving the teller window.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #979 on: January 10, 2023, 06:45:18 PM »
It's the lying part that is the issue...


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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #980 on: January 11, 2023, 06:56:42 AM »
Belgians are not only ignorant, they are sneaky.  Count your change before leaving the teller window.

Today we honor the life of Gabriela Ruse, who did not die at 24 and still remains undead.
I commend this list for not discriminating and including very alive people on their "athletes-suffer-cardiac-arrest-die-after-covid-shot" list.

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Gabriela Ruse (24), tennis player (No. 55 in the world) announced that she suffered from inflammation of the heart as a result of pneumonia and later a positive diagnosis of COVID-19.

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« Reply #981 on: January 11, 2023, 11:13:58 AM »
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Oh yeah? @PB
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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #982 on: January 11, 2023, 11:33:38 AM »
Oh yeah? @PB


Check the bottom of the knob at the end of Billy's bat, fuck face.

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« Reply #983 on: January 11, 2023, 11:41:01 AM »

Check the bottom of the knob at the end of Billy's bat, fuck face.

Myyy goodness! That is just rude.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #984 on: January 11, 2023, 12:41:38 PM »
Myyy goodness! That is just rude.

Players are forever trying to get things past the photographer and card company.  This is a rare success.

Cal Ripkin Jr is in the HoF, but his brother is a legend as well.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #985 on: January 11, 2023, 02:19:47 PM »
Today we honor the life of Gabriela Ruse, who did not die at 24 and still remains undead.
I commend this list for not discriminating and including very alive people on their "athletes-suffer-cardiac-arrest-die-after-covid-shot" list.

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If you let on that this list has diversity, the MAGAtards will drop it like a hot ostrich.

I'm guessin' that ol' @PB feels about this list the same way he feels after sex: wishing he had his money back.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #986 on: January 12, 2023, 07:50:01 AM »
Cal Ripkin Jr is in the HoF, but his brother is a legend as well.

Speaking of baseball playing brothers...

Today we remember Jeremy Giambi, who diedsuddenly from shooting himself in the chest.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #987 on: January 12, 2023, 02:01:36 PM »
Speaking of baseball playing brothers...

Today we remember Jeremy Giambi, who diedsuddenly from shooting himself in the chest.

Interesting that they don't mention this, or the steroid use.  Interesting, as in completely expected.  Probably everyone on the list has some kind of compromising fact about their death, but unless they are a celebrity, it would be nearly impossible to research.

Thank goodness that @PB doesn't just follow what the MAGAtard fake news tells him to believe.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #988 on: January 12, 2023, 02:22:53 PM »
Interesting that they don't mention this, or the steroid use.  Interesting, as in completely expected.  Probably everyone on the list has some kind of compromising fact about their death, but unless they are a celebrity, it would be nearly impossible to research.

Have you met Jakub? He had a bad case of the cramps.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #989 on: January 12, 2023, 02:34:30 PM »
Have you met Jakub? He had a bad case of the cramps.

...after a tennis match in 87 percent humidity lasting almost four hours.   Thigh cramps.  Obviously the vaccine.  Another from the list for hashtag alivesuddenly

Yoo hoo @PB