If anyone belongs in the HOF its ME. Get over it asshole
No, you do not deserve such a thing. Your innate inability to see yourself as others do absolutely disqualifies you from any chance of contention!!
No HOF for you.

Because you insist on all this unappropriated attention, you are going to be featured on Episode 60. You're welcome.

This is not my decision, but rather that of my producers who seem to know a lot about you. What horrible dreams they must have. Marred and stained never to recover!