Real Bad Radio

[KSM]

Well thanks guys.

Not sure I could get away with a fitness section. Sometimes my preaching about the benefits of sardines and eggs rubs some listeners the wrong way. I can't imagine why.

Say your prayers and eat your vitamins!

[damon]

Well thanks guys.

Not sure I could get away with a fitness section. Sometimes my preaching about the benefits of sardines and eggs rubs some listeners the wrong way. I can't imagine why.

Say your prayers and eat your vitamins!

Okay Dokey KSM.

[PB]

... and eat your vitamins!

People don't need vitamins, unless they aren't getting what they need in their diet.  If they are, it's just expensive urine.

[KSM]

People don't need vitamins, unless they aren't getting what they need in their diet.  If they are, it's just expensive urine.

It was a Hulk Hogan quote.  And yes, if the diet is a good one people do not need any form of supplementation. That said, most people have a very sub-par diet leaving them deficient in various ways.

[sean92008]

That's an excellent idea @damon he knows a lot about nutrition and basic workouts not just stuff for the the super buff. He could do a few shows spending 10 minutes on a topic once or a couple of times a week

Or he could do a YouTube channel where he binges on cookies and goes from buff to stuffed puffed.

[KSM]

Or he could do a YouTube channel where he binges on cookies and goes from buff to stuffed puffed.

Could happen.

[sean92008]

Could happen.

Odds?

Hey, have you thought to build your audience through your Mr. Colorado and speed bag communities? A picture of you in your Lycra banana hammock might attract an affluent gay audience who are fiscally conservative (a strong contingency).

[KSM]

Odds?

Hey, have you thought to build your audience through your Mr. Colorado and speed bag communities? A picture of you in your Lycra banana hammock might attract an affluent gay audience who are fiscally conservative (a strong contingency).

Some speedbag guys listen. No g'hey guys that I know of.

[KSM]

Nice tailbone and uncomfortable farting bookends.



https://realbadradioshow.com/track/3956035/rbr-e111-flat-ass-hock-tuah-girl-eyesight-chart-grocery-singles-xtreme-farts

[sean92008]

Abbey Road is 55 years old today.

How many albums released today will be remembered in 55 years by anybody other than the family of the artist that releases it?

[KSM]

Cut off his arms. And his legs. And his head. And he's gonna do the same to you. 
Janet Jackson non apology. 
Life Onions. 
Emotional pain chart. 
Rudest cities. 
1st US Co-ed Submarine. 
The Priest & The Potato 

https://realbadradioshow.com/track/3972229/rbr-e117-life-onions-emotional-pain-chart-rudest-cities-co-ed-sub-potato-ouch

[KSM]

There is a somewhat local (65 miles away) photographer lady that I want to slip the sausage to. I have invited her to come on the show, but she remains hesitant and who could blame her. Certainly not you.

Either way - I am finding myself in all manner of night sweats and physical-genital-manipulation scenarios as I bend it like Beckam just to get some damn sleep. I crank it so vigorously that it resembles that of a bus driver trying to get unstuck from a mudhole. Bending! Yanking! Pulling and Yelling! Sometimes even in circular motion as if to switch gears!

Anyways, I am thinking of hiring her to do a photo shoot.   The thinking here is that in my presence my masculine wiles might break her down for.. The Captain! 

[TigerLily]

For all our liberation and equality I hope we never have to resort to anything more than the lingering look and a smile

[Peter Wyngarde]

There is a somewhat local (65 miles away) photographer lady that I want to slip the sausage to. I have invited her to come on the show, but she remains hesitant and who could blame her. Certainly not you.

Either way - I am finding myself in all manner of night sweats and physical-genital-manipulation scenarios as I bend it like Beckam just to get some damn sleep. I crank it so vigorously that it resembles that of a bus driver trying to get unstuck from a mudhole. Bending! Yanking! Pulling and Yelling! Sometimes even in circular motion as if to switch gears!

Anyways, I am thinking of hiring her to do a photo shoot.   The thinking here is that in my presence my masculine wiles might break her down for.. The Captain! 

If you want to slip her the sausage just mail a knockwurst and bang one out into your favourite crusty sock. It would be better for all concerned.

[PB]

There is a somewhat local (65 miles away) photographer lady that I want to slip the sausage to. I have invited her to come on the show, but she remains hesitant and who could blame her. Certainly not you.

Either way - I am finding myself in all manner of night sweats and physical-genital-manipulation scenarios as I bend it like Beckam just to get some damn sleep. I crank it so vigorously that it resembles that of a bus driver trying to get unstuck from a mudhole. Bending! Yanking! Pulling and Yelling! Sometimes even in circular motion as if to switch gears!

Anyways, I am thinking of hiring her to do a photo shoot.   The thinking here is that in my presence my masculine wiles might break her down for.. The Captain! 

You could just ask her to meet for coffe.