Lost & Found?
Out walking V this morning when I noticed what looked to be an "old lady wallet" (my words) Brought it home thinking that I may be able to return it to its owner should I find any ID. Well... Imagine my surprise to find a bunch of condoms! No ID, no cash, just condoms!
An ironic and cruel joke for a guy who was married for 20 years, and now divorced for two years with absolutely ZERO GAME when it comes to meeting woman! Good Lord.