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[KSM]

This one goes well with coffee. Black.

[Walks_At_Night]

This one goes well with coffee. Black.

That lady screwed 1050+ dudes in only 12 hours - so no need for sleep.  Just get after and power through.  I think your math is off for the 1 million dude screw session.  Rough gonculation puts that at about 127 days assuming the 11 second spooge timer.  11 seconds * 1,000,000 swinging dicks is 11,000,000 seconds to climax them all.  There are 86,400 seconds in a day.   11,000,000  / 86,400 comes out to like 127.3 days - no time off for sleep/meals/vag recovery sessions.

[KSM]

That lady screwed 1050+ dudes in only 12 hours - so no need for sleep.  Just get after and power through.  I think your math is off for the 1 million dude screw session.  Rough gonculation puts that at about 127 days assuming the 11 second spooge timer.  11 seconds * 1,000,000 swinging dicks is 11,000,000 seconds to climax them all.  There are 86,400 seconds in a day.   11,000,000  / 86,400 comes out to like 127.3 days - no time off for sleep/meals/vag recovery sessions.

Hmm.
Huh.
Well.
Ok.

I could not have imagined anyone actually crunching the numbers. I picked 11 seconds coz it sounded somewhat legit.
Ok. Busted. I look forward to reading your correction retort on 156 tonight.

Thank you for your patronage, and a good day to you sir.

[KSM]

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[KSM]

From the RBR Shorts vault. *Shrug*

https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4146949/don-t-boo-the-anthem

https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4146950/quick-story-about-a-drummer

[damon]

Who is your next guest on your show??

[KSM]

Who is your next guest on your show??

It's a rare thing.

In 166 episodes I've had a grand total of five different guests with some of them guesting more than once.  Not a lot of guests, dude.

It's easy enough to book them but I can't stop them from listening to past shows only to realize what a vomit of a human being I am, thus leaving them no choice but to cancel for what can only be described as baseless and uncorroborated reasons.

The hot photographer from Colorado Springs.
The guy from MUFON Colorado that no longer exists last time I checked.
A hockey coach, a sword swallower (they're rare) and more.
My own sister even cancelled coz her dad died. 


PS: Almost forgot. I tried to get a person on who only spoke German. I do not speak German. Wanted to see how far we could get with just audio.

[damon]

KSM, Whats on your next show Buddy??

[KSM]

KSM, Whats on your next show Buddy??

E171

Slipped on the ice out front of thee soup kitchen I volunteer at. My head bounced off the pavement and a car almost ran me over. I have am concussed

Dog TV

4 year old calls cops on his mom for eating his ice cream

Porn names

Live ad read -word from my sponsor-

The insanity of people who play the same lottery numbers over and over year after year

A site called peopleofwalmart.com (like a visit to the zoo)

Possibly doing it tonight depending on my brain-shake.

[damon]

E171

Slipped on the ice out front of thee soup kitchen I volunteer at. My head bounced off the pavement and a car almost ran me over. I have am concussed

Dog TV

4 year old calls cops on his mom for eating his ice cream

Porn names

Live ad read -word from my sponsor-

The insanity of people who play the same lottery numbers over and over year after year

A site called peopleofwalmart.com (like a visit to the zoo)

Possibly doing it tonight depending on my brain-shake.

OK sounds good.

[KSM]

OK sounds good.

Not yet.

[PB]

E171

Slipped on the ice out front of thee soup kitchen I volunteer at...

Were you wearing a hairnet?

[KSM]

Were you wearing a hairnet?

No. Manbun (upper back) not on top of my head. I don't work with the food. I'm out front doing whatever needs to be done that day. Sometimes I hand the bagged lunches out of a large slot at the front door, and sometimes the needy can get a tad ungrateful as they complain about something or may even want two lunches before the line of first comers has even been helped. We don't let them actually into the place.

[PB]

No. Manbun (upper back) not on top of my head. I don't work with the food. I'm out front doing whatever needs to be done that day. Sometimes I hand the bagged lunches out of a large slot at the front door, and sometimes the needy can get a tad ungrateful as they complain about something or may even want two lunches before the line of first comers has even been helped. We don't let them actually into the place.

So you're enabling criminals?

[KSM]

So you're enabling criminals?

Not criminal to ask for two dinners, just greedy and punchable. I keep my opinions to myself and vent to the bartender a few blocks away afterwards.