I'm Mr. Colorado if that matters to anyone.
Hey, I used to be in a band with a "Mr. Gay {insert city here}" The men's contests are sometimes a participation trophy for just showing up and having a smidgen of a personality. Don't let it go to your head! You hear me?!?!?!?
🙄🙄🙄Congratulations, nonetheless. I hope you got something of monetary value and maybe a few lady dentists who want to be drilled themselves..
