I've never watched any awards show ever.
In my defence I was walking through the living room where I heard something odd talking. I glanced at the TV and gasped at what I saw as my wife broke into hysterics at my reaction.
I do not watch any of these things nor have I ever. Just sayin' I have never even had a facebook account. Scouts honor!
I found the sleeping mask most humorous.
Yes. Very fitting. The masculine individual in question needs his beauty sleep.