Spaced Out Radio with Dave Scott

[DaveScottSOR]

I hope you both get the botulism #CheeseTurd shits while stuck in traffic!

How long does it take you to drum up this stuff?

[FISH]

How long does it take you to drum up this stuff?

@BartEllProducer who does not like potatoes, cheese and brown gravy? Where do you live? Oymyakon, Russia?

[Ghost BEP]

How long does it take you to drum up this stuff?

Only a matter of seconds.

[Ghost BEP]

@BartEllProducer who does not like potatoes, cheese and brown gravy? Where do you live? Oymyakon, Russia?

I’m gonna send you to Russia if you don’t quit talking that #CheeseTurd filth, lady!

[Bart Ell]

I am heading to the home of the poutine next week for 5 days of poutine eating and preseason hockey watching.
Come at me, botulism!

[FISH]

I am heading to the home of the poutine next week for 5 days of poutine eating and preseason hockey watching.
Come at me, botulism!

I am having company over next week for POUTINE and PRESEASON hockey. We are going to see a live game. I enjoy preseason games.

[Bart Ell]

I am having company over next week for POUTINE and PRESEASON hockey.

They are meant for each other.

[FISH]

A few years ago, I needed a great lawyer. After each attorney told me how great they were in a court room. I asked one question. "Did you play hockey as a kid?" I wanted someone who had hockey skills. My future was at risk. I found a former "kid" playing hockey lawyer. HE WON my case. I did not ask about poutine to my skillful attorney @BartEllProducer 
If you don't know what hockey playing skills are...you are worthless.

[Bart Ell]

A few years ago, I needed a great lawyer. After each attorney told me how great they were in a court room. I asked one question. "Did you play hockey as a kid?" I wanted someone who had hockey skills. My future was at risk. I found a former "kid" playing hockey lawyer. HE WON my case. I did not ask about poutine to my skillful attorney @BartEllProducer 
If you don't know what hockey playing skills are...you are worthless.

Whenever I needed a lawyer I just asked my childhood friend for a recommendation.
I trusted him because he was a big mob guy and was not in jail.
Sadly he was recently killed in a hail of gunfire so I hopefully won't need another lawyer.

[Bart Ell]

Have you seen this, @DaveScottSOR ?

[Spookcat]

Whenever I needed a lawyer I just asked my childhood friend for a recommendation.
I trusted him because he was a big mob guy and was not in jail.
Sadly he was recently killed in a hail of gunfire so I hopefully won't need another lawyer.

I am sorry for your loss.


Did any of them do Moose riding? Ice fishing? Gold panning in the Yukon??

[Bart Ell]

I am sorry for your loss.


Did any of them do Moose riding? Ice fishing? Gold panning in the Yukon??

They all must have.
In order to become a man in Canada you have to ride a moose to the Yukon and find 10 pounds of gold.
The only food you are allowed to consume would be fish you caught ice fishing.

[Ghost BEP]

I am heading to the home of the poutine next week for 5 days of poutine eating and preseason hockey watching.
Come at me, botulism!

Better to shit in a rental than the Bartmobile.

[FISH]

I am sorry for your loss.


Did any of them do Moose riding? Ice fishing? Gold panning in the Yukon??

@Spookcat watch a Canadian being Born!

[Ghost BEP]

Whenever I needed a lawyer I just asked my childhood friend for a recommendation.
I trusted him because he was a big mob guy and was not in jail.
Sadly he was recently killed in a hail of gunfire so I hopefully won't need another lawyer.

Lead poisoning’s a mother fucker.