@DaveScottSOR
Ok here's a Q for the guest.
Just bought a new furniture set and want to keep Vera off the couch. Here's the problem; she has always been allowed on the couch we just got rid of. She is 7 if the guest asks.
Can I Vulcan mind-meld with her to get her to wise up and stay off the new couch? She knows she's not allowed on the new stuff but is being quite PISSY about it.
She will piss on the couch when you are not looking. Dig holes in your beautful lawn. Chew up your favorite slippers. Buy her a nice blanket to lay on the couch*
*Lessons learned from living with cats
Hey
@DaveScottSOR Would you be interested in booking TigerLily, Psychic CatLady?