Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[DynamoHum]

Howdy @Moosie
Come on over to the cool guys only club.

Am I allowed in then?

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Am I allowed in then?

Absolutely!

[Bobs Your Uncle]

@Bart Ell  LMFAO

Finally, a reason to purchase the Smother Harness!!

Who thinks these things up?

[AngiefromNJ]

So this is where the cool kids and my #bestie are talking now? awesome! BTW the best is Angel soft

[DynamoHum]

So this is where the cool kids and my #bestie are talking now? awesome! BTW the best is Angel soft

Charmin is a brand here .... we don’t have angel soft.

[Bart Ell]

Who thinks these things up?

The kind of people Art wished showed up at his swinger parties.

[anniem]

Fussy, fussy!

I used to need it rolling down and out from the inside on the bottom thanks to a little nutty doggie who liked to paw the roll downwards. I used to have it rolling down from the outside, But after finding much of a roll all over the bathroom floor two times, I switched. Took care of the problem, and he knew enough to stop as he wasn't getting his satisfaction trashing up the place. 

He's long gone now, sad to say, so I'm back to the old rolling down from the outside.

There now, tmi? 

tpi

[anniem]

I think I will.  Even though we are not supposed to have even little knives at work after Mad Jack went bezerk.

Who is/was Mad Jack?

[anniem]

Am I allowed in then?

Of course!!!

[TigerLily]

@TigerLily So you're not even going to comment on Bart's anniversary advice? Kind of snobbish if you ask me.. 

You ruined my surprise @KSM . I was going to present you with the Adam&Eve Ultimate Couples Sex Toys Package on the 5th. Now the surprise is ruined. So you'll have to get by with @Bart Ell 's tongue in the butt. You and the Lady can take turns. After she takes you for a walk in the park

Who said I'm a snob? 

[Spookcat]

I think I will.  Even though we are not supposed to have even little knives at work after Mad Jack went bezerk.

I need the story about this.

[TigerLily]

Am I allowed in then?

Since it's the cool guys' club, of course! I'm just hoping I don't get thrown out

[Pizzapunch]

So @SpookPumpkin  would you be mad if I said I secretly hope Bart changes your name to SpookTurkey  next month?

[TigerLily]

Howdy @Moosie
Come on over to the cool guys only club.

@Moosie ? Can she come out and play?

[TigerLily]

I need the story about this.

Sounds perfect for the Halloween thread. It was a dark and stormy night. The night Mad Jack went berserk ...