Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[anniem]

Fuck guns, The Bart was assaulted!

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1187417965609795584

AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE!!!!  I HAVE DECIDED TO BE COMPLETELY OUTRAGED BY THIS AWFUL ASSAULT!
i WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

I shall sit.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I’ve only seen clips. But it looks like the lawns are always mowed. Who mows the lawns?

Homeowner Associations say "Rules is Rules".

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Fuck guns, The Bart was assaulted!

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1187417965609795584

i don't believe i have ever heard a peg penis story. this one was pretty knotty.

[Spookcat]

Fuck guns, The Bart was assaulted!

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1187417965609795584

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[GravitySucks]

Dan Carlin released a new Hardcore History episode today.  Now I have to go back and relisten to parts 1 and 2 because this is part 3 of the rise of Japan.

In case you missed it, the other day Joe Rogan interviewed Edward Snowden for 3 hours. I fell asleep so I need to listen again.

[TigerLily]

So, is Vera a zombie?

ScaryPenis says Vera is the dog. He says that is not his wife's name. Only people turn into zombies. No animals. I will let you come to your own conclusion concerning Vera

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Dan Carlin released a new Hardcore History episode today.  Now I have to go back and relisten to parts 1 and 2 because this is part 3 of the rise of Japan.

In case you missed it, the other day Joe Rogan interviewed Edward Snowden for 3 hours. I fell asleep so I need to listen again.

it's okay. Joe fell asleep too.

[PB]

ScaryPenis says Vera is the dog. He says that is not his wife's name. Only people turn into zombies. No animals. I will let you come to your own conclusion concerning Vera

Haha, I first read that as 'Vara'

[TigerLily]

Haha, I first read that as 'Vara'

The zombie dog part fits

[TigerLily]

Homeowner Associations say "Rules is Rules".

It's nice to know the zombies can be gainfully employed whenever FEMA finally shows up and things get back to normal

[TigerLily]

We just lost power for a short while. Because of the Santa Anas? I had to dust off my CalFire app that tracks all the hot spots jic. First time I've used it this year

[sean92008]

We just lost power for a short while. Because of the Santa Anas? I had to dust off my CalFire app that tracks all the hot spots jic. First time I've used it this year

I saw that Rancho Santa Fe had a power cut.  Nothing along the Carlsbad coast...

[KSM]

ScaryPenis says Vera is the dog. He says that is not his wife's name. Only people turn into zombies. No animals. I will let you come to your own conclusion concerning Vera

Can we put the Vera thing to rest please. I did NOT marry a Bullmastiff!!  I married a Nordic Taurus! Both Vera and Christina are stubborn as hell!!   Like trying to reason with the fucking Borg!   or the north koreans

Vera on the deck. Notice the FOUR legs!!!

[Aquarius]

@Aquarius, see how much Getty Images will pay for your photos...  They're too good to not distribute.

Wow! Thanks, @sean92008! Good idea, I think I know someone who's associated with Getty Images, I'll check it out.

Does this mean I have to go back to storage to see if I can find my old photos of other performers, too? Historical archives by now, eh?    +1

[sean92008]

Wow! Thanks, @sean92008! Good idea, I think I know someone who's associated with Getty Images, I'll check it out.

Does this mean I have to go back to storage to see if I can find my old photos of other performers, too? Historical archives by now, eh?    +1

@Aquarius,

Before Getty, maybe go to the artists and labels...    Don't forget to watermark and lower resolution & contrast before pitching them. I'm sure there's a tutorial online somewhere.