Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[TigerLily]

https://twitter.com/AlsBoy/status/1210565301475131393

I laughed so hard I made the cats scatter

[TigerLily]

It's the ones who think it was not staged that you should worry about.

What do you mean? Qu'est que c'est "staged" ?

[TigerLily]

 
I'm getting caught up. I'm rooting for the chimps. I think we should buy them poop launchers. What two horses? Who's dog?
Nevermind. I really don't care.

New Year's Eve. Party or no party?

[GravitySucks]

I'm getting caught up. I'm rooting for the chimps. I think we should buy them poop launchers. What two horses? Who's dog?
Nevermind. I really don't care.

New Year's Eve. Party or no party?

I can make some more panang curry with pork and eggplant to serve over jasmine rice. 

  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  

[attachment[/attachment]

[JUAN]

Who's dog?

Really? ‘’’

[TigerLily]

Really? ‘’’

Really

[GravitySucks]

Really

/reported

[GravitySucks]

I am soooooo confused

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/transgender-man-gives-birth-non-21177808

Shouldn’t the headline be “woman who pretends to be a man has a baby after being impregnated artificially because their significant other who is a man that pretends to be a woman had a nodictomy”?

I think the world will be a safer place if they don’t actually try to breed. 

[TigerLily]

I can make some more panang curry with pork and eggplant to serve over jasmine rice. 

  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]

My night is set. First, I'm crashing @Rikki Gins Postcard Dinner. Then @PolkaDot and I, in our fabulous outfits, are meeting up with the Fashion Guys to hit all the best parties nationwide. @PB might have to wait in the Edsel if he continues to insist on white shirt and jeans. Then those still standing head over for late supper at @GravitySucks and sunrise. Then last stop, @KSM 's for make-your-own omelets.  Virtual parties are the best parties

In real life crab legs and champagne supper. Classic movies. A wake up nudge and kiss at midnight. Not too shabby, either

[PB]

I'm getting caught up. I'm rooting for the chimps. I think we should buy them poop launchers. What two horses? Who's dog?
Nevermind. I really don't care.

New Year's Eve. Party or no party?

''No, nononononononono…''

[TigerLily]

I am soooooo confused

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/transgender-man-gives-birth-non-21177808

Shouldn’t the headline be “woman who pretends to be a man has a baby after being impregnated artificially because their significant other who is a man that pretends to be a woman had a nodictomy”?

I think the world will be a safer place if they don’t actually try to breed.

I'm still confused about the dog

[TigerLily]

''No, nononononononono…''

Awesome! But would have been cuter with the Hello Kitty version

[PB]

... @PB might have to wait in the Edsel if he continues to insist on white shirt and jeans...

They're usually black Levi 501s if that matters, black tennies for formal occasions..

[TigerLily]

They're usually black Levi 501s if that matters, black tennies for formal occasions..

We'll sneak you in through the back

[anniem]

I am soooooo confused

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/transgender-man-gives-birth-non-21177808

Shouldn’t the headline be “woman who pretends to be a man has a baby after being impregnated artificially because their significant other who is a man that pretends to be a woman had a nodictomy”?

I think the world will be a safer place if they don’t actually try to breed.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login