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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2700 on: April 17, 2020, 03:58:08 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 17, 2020, 03:55:34 PM
2017?

Taking advantage of hardship is an honored way to acquire an instrument... or a house.
I have done both.
Yes the 2017 Classic.. I knew you'd know.  Got it for $13.  :D    MINT  @Bart Ell

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2701 on: April 17, 2020, 03:58:35 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 17, 2020, 11:35:38 AM
Anyone want to adopt a small man child? Today I'll even pay shipping and handling.

I wouldn't even want my own, what makes you think anyone wants your sloppy seconds turd child?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2702 on: April 17, 2020, 04:01:48 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 17, 2020, 03:58:35 PM
I wouldn't even want my own, what makes you think anyone wants your sloppy seconds turd child?
All right there HarshBart, take a step back. You can’t even keep a Gardner I wouldn’t expect you to be able to keep a child alive. Also, you may need to have the second part of the birds and the bees talk- there’s no turds involved.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2703 on: April 17, 2020, 04:03:06 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 17, 2020, 04:01:48 PM
All right there HarshBart, take a step back. You can’t even keep a Gardner I wouldn’t expect you to be able to keep a child alive. Also, you may need to have the second part of the birds and the bees talk- there’s no turds involved.

There are no babies involved if you go where turds come from!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2704 on: April 17, 2020, 04:03:57 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 17, 2020, 03:58:08 PM
Yes the 2017 Classic.. I knew you'd know.  Got it for $13.  :D    MINT  @Bart Ell

I bet the little Asian guitarist @GravitySucks was pimping would break her fucking wrist on that Bigsby!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2705 on: April 17, 2020, 04:04:44 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 17, 2020, 04:01:48 PM
I wouldn’t expect you to be able to keep a child alive.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2706 on: April 17, 2020, 04:07:55 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 17, 2020, 04:03:06 PM
There are no babies involved if you go where turds come from!
Only two turds? You usually good for three....
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2707 on: April 17, 2020, 04:09:21 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 17, 2020, 04:07:55 PM
Only two turds? You usually good for three....

JAMAIS DEUX SANS TROIS
You always need the turd one.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2708 on: April 17, 2020, 04:15:51 PM »
You two assholes have completely overshadowed my latest acquisition with fucking turd talk!  Stop it!

Quote from: KSM32 on April 17, 2020, 03:45:08 PM
I have been after my drummer boi for this guitar for two years now and finally I HAVE IT! even named MY PRICE as he's been layed of for a month now due to covid!  Thank You Covid, my friend :) :-*

Fucki' eh' baby!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2709 on: April 17, 2020, 04:19:51 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 17, 2020, 04:15:51 PM

WOW KSM  I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU! 

Very nice.  All I've gotten out of the virus crisis is a sore wrist from cutting up damn Amazon boxes.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2710 on: April 17, 2020, 04:20:00 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 17, 2020, 04:15:51 PM
Two assholes =turd talk!
 Stop it!
Exactly
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2711 on: April 17, 2020, 04:20:33 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 04:19:51 PM
Very nice.  All I've gotten out of the virus crisis is a sore wrist from cutting up damn Amazon boxes.
Uh huh ::)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2712 on: April 17, 2020, 04:24:08 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 17, 2020, 04:20:33 PM
Uh huh ::)

No.  Really!  It's crazy.  Why do they use a 2 ' X 2' box to send you a couple of tooth brushes?    :o

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2713 on: April 17, 2020, 04:25:59 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 04:19:51 PM
Very nice.  All I've gotten out of the virus crisis is a sore wrist from cutting up damn Amazon boxes.

Try doing it for 5 hours like Portnoy.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2714 on: April 17, 2020, 04:33:19 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 17, 2020, 04:25:59 PM
Try doing it for 5 hours like Portnoy.

While baked like a potato to boot.
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