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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2820 on: May 13, 2020, 03:19:08 PM »
I will tell her :)

She's out on the back lawn right now.
Oh wow! That’s the life for a captive snake!  :)
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« Reply #2821 on: May 13, 2020, 03:25:32 PM »
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2822 on: May 13, 2020, 03:26:50 PM »
Oh wow! That’s the life for a captive snake!  :)
And a captive husband ;D

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2823 on: May 13, 2020, 03:27:47 PM »
And a captive husband ;D
Ahh...she feeds you live rats and everything?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2824 on: May 13, 2020, 03:35:50 PM »
That’s Jurassic size.  The biggest I have seen were 6-7 feet in Bonaire.

It must not have been that long then, it sure seemed plenty big.  Most of it's length was tail.  It would sit on most of the back of the sofa by their front window and it's tail would hang down to the floor.  It mostly just slept.  He named it Rupert, after the Mariner's rookie who was next in line to be the next Willie Mays..  He kept building bigger and bigger cages, until he finally couldn't build one big enough for it.  His mom made him get rid of it.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2825 on: May 13, 2020, 04:13:08 PM »
Some sort of drama regarding people I don't know anything about but it passes the time.............


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2826 on: May 14, 2020, 09:58:18 AM »
NOW ON THE LIVE SPORTS CHANNEL. EVENT TWO OF THE DOGGIE TRIATHLON




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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2827 on: May 15, 2020, 09:46:31 AM »

TODAY ON LIVE SPORTS CHANNEL. THIRD AND FINAL EVENT OF THE DOGGIE TRIATHLON

Olive and Mabel tied with one win each. This tie-breaker will be a test of wills between the wily veteran and the young rising star. THE WALK OF SHAME

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2828 on: May 15, 2020, 10:12:16 AM »
Maybe you should start a puppy sports thread instead of mucking up this one. Annd you're a cat lady so why all the dogs now? @TigerLily

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2829 on: May 15, 2020, 10:25:49 AM »
Maybe you should start a puppy sports thread instead of mucking up this one. Annd you're a cat lady so why all the dogs now? @TigerLily

Agreed. There's a time and a place and this is neither.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2830 on: May 15, 2020, 11:20:51 AM »
Maybe you should start a puppy sports thread instead of mucking up this one. Annd you're a cat lady so why all the dogs now? @TigerLily

Agreed. There's a time and a place and this is neither.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2831 on: May 15, 2020, 01:04:40 PM »
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2832 on: May 15, 2020, 01:08:32 PM »
At about 58 seconds into this video, Indiana Jones shows up to rap about goats.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2834 on: May 15, 2020, 08:54:07 PM »
Does anyone else get that creepy cabbage/salt clickacy? I don't know what it is but it is NOT right.  :(
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.