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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3585 on: May 11, 2021, 02:03:38 PM »
Meanwhile there is a gas shortage here due to that pipeline insanity. 

https://twitter.com/OverlyLiked/status/1392167410090725376

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3586 on: May 11, 2021, 02:17:30 PM »
Meanwhile there is a gas shortage here due to that pipeline insanity. 

https://twitter.com/OverlyLiked/status/1392167410090725376

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3587 on: May 11, 2021, 02:28:16 PM »
Ooff.  I got spoofed!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3588 on: May 11, 2021, 02:59:56 PM »
Under Biden, the world is getting more violent @Walks_At_Night .
Tel Aviv, Israel is under direct attack RIGHT NOW. I'm worried.
I can not find the I WORRY THREAD.  :'(

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3590 on: May 11, 2021, 03:26:27 PM »
Iron Dome action

I thought Reagan's ''star wars'' missile defense was complete folly and couldn't possibly work.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3591 on: May 11, 2021, 03:30:46 PM »
CDC Admits That It Miscalculated The Risk Of Outdoor Covid Transmission   :o  :-[   :-\

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3592 on: May 11, 2021, 03:32:16 PM »
How about the risk of transmission while wearing a mask and alone in a car?  I still see that among geezers around here.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3593 on: May 11, 2021, 03:39:54 PM »
How about the risk of transmission while wearing a mask and alone in a car?  I still see that among geezers around here.
The risk of being a really bad driver while you wear your mask seems to occur all of  the time. I don't get it?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3594 on: May 11, 2021, 03:44:03 PM »
The risk of being a really bad driver while you wear your mask seems to occur all of  the time. I don't get it?
They’re generally bad drivers without the mask.  Some drive so slowly they’re passed by the infernal electric golf carts people insist on driving in the streets.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3595 on: May 11, 2021, 03:54:08 PM »
The risk of being a really bad driver while you wear your mask seems to occur all of  the time. I don't get it?

Almost as dangerous as people crying about what others do while driving.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3596 on: May 11, 2021, 04:31:52 PM »
Almost as dangerous as people crying about what others do while driving.

(PS - Still in the car)  ::)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3597 on: May 11, 2021, 08:54:30 PM »
The word 'bock' is German for 'billy goat' and this explains why brewers of bock beer the world over use the goat as a mascot on their various bock beer styles. Why not a Billy Goat race as you drink your bock beer @PolkaDot ?

Have you ever smelled a Billy Goat? It's worse than Chimp.

In general I do not enjoy lagers. I REALLY dislike almost all bock styles, I'm a hop girl, I like my bitters. I will make the exception for a decent doppelbock.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3598 on: May 11, 2021, 09:14:37 PM »
Wiped out by a random falling cat from out of nowhere.

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It was aiming for the dog.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3599 on: May 11, 2021, 09:36:54 PM »
It was aiming for the dog.

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