Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[ItsOver]

According to Dietrich it is true. In fact, she removed her mask at the end of  recent session with DDD and gave him a warning about dark forces. As he left, he was attacked by three assassins carrying baseball bats. He made short work of them and left them dead in a heap to be picked up by a "meat wagon".  However his internal organs were crushed in this attack, so he had to go to the ER where the doctor's were amazed at how he rapidly self healed due to the nano blood he was given back when he was 12 when his real blood was drained out by the Feds and he was enforced to impregnate the woman without a soul. By chance the guy in the ward next to him was in the hospital was having a mechanical anus installed.

The Dietrich thread is a special place.......... 

Heh, heh, heh...when does Adolph appear in this fever dream?

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[FISH]

According to Dietrich it is true. In fact, she removed her mask at the end of  recent session with DDD and gave him a warning about dark forces. As he left, he was attacked by three assassins carrying baseball bats. He made short work of them and left them dead in a heap to be picked up by a "meat wagon".  However his internal organs were crushed in this attack, so he had to go to the ER where the doctor's were amazed at how he rapidly self healed due to the nano blood he was given back when he was 12 when his real blood was drained out by the Feds and he was enforced to impregnate the woman without a soul. By chance the guy in the ward next to him was in the hospital was having a mechanical anus installed.

The Dietrich thread is a special place.......... 

I was A OK with your comment up until your last sentence--a mechanical anus installed. 

[FISH]

Then again, poor Shay might end up like this.

“...Bushnell’s mind kept wandering back to his true love: singing animatronic animals...”

Chuck E. Cheese was the fever dream of one Bay Area tech executive

https://www.sfgate.com/food/history/article/chuck-e-cheese-history-san-jose-first-store-16230649.php?IPID=SFGate-HP-CP-Spotlight?utm_source=digg

Eek!

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Oh No!
I wonder if @ShayP likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese.

[ItsOver]

I was A OK with your comment up until your last sentence--a mechanical anus installed. 

Could it be a portal?

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[Walks_At_Night]

I was A OK with your comment up until your last sentence--a mechanical anus installed. 

Yeah. It was pretty weird:

Looks grim.  Do not want.
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[ItsOver]

Oh No!
I wonder if @ShayP likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese.

After a few nights of melatonin and DDD, we may find out.

[Walks_At_Night]

Heh, heh, heh...when does Adolph appear in this fever dream?

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When DDD's Mom was just barely a teen, Hirohito sent her to Berlin to obtain the most holy of holies - Führer sperm. Using her feminine wiles, she was successful in her quest and returned to the Land of the Rising Sun with the vital fluid.  Unbeknownst to the Emperor, she held some back and saved it until the mid 1960's when she impregnated herself with it and thus gave birth to DDD. So while he was raised by Mr. Dietrich, his true Father is Adolf Hitler. 

[ItsOver]

When DDD's Mom was just barely a teen, Hirohito sent her to Berlin to obtain the most holy of holies - Führer sperm. Using her feminine wiles, she was successful in her quest and returned to the Land of the Rising Sun with the vital fluid.  Unbeknownst to the Emperor, she held some back and saved it until the mid 1960's when she impregnated herself with it and thus gave birth to DDD. So while he was raised by Mr. Dietrich, his true Father is Adolf Hitler.

Heh, heh... someone knows his Dougie. 

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[FISH]

Heh, heh... are we trying to give poor Shay nightmares, fever dreams or night terrors? 

 the bizarro world of DDD
 Chuck E. Cheese
  a psychiatrist wearing a porcelain mask
  a portal or a mechanical anus
  Adolf Hitler is a daddy!

Yep, all this will cheer up him up.

[Walks_At_Night]

Heh, heh... are we trying to give poor Shay nightmares, fever dreams or night terrors? 

 the bizarro world of DDD
 Chuck E. Cheese
  a psychiatrist wearing a porcelain mask
  a portal or a mechanical anus
  Adolf Hitler is a daddy!

Yep, all this will cheer up him up.

Plus we haven't even got into Idi Amin nor Dietrich's son.

[ShayP]

Anything @ShayP ? You did say anything. Put DDD on low volume. His streams average about 12 hours so the length is there. He starts them with a round table with his posse of followers and it is super boring so you conk out right away. Later in the night Dietrich goes solo, so he is talking to you in your REM state. 

It works great! The only downside is the dreams. You will dream and not normal dreams either. You will dream of Dietrich and his tales.

@Walks_At_Night I would do anything for love sleep, but I won't do that.    You've tried to coax me into listening to DDD for a while now and I just can't do it.  Please tell me that's not him in that video.  I'm not pressing play.  I just remember him a long haired creepy looking Asian guy.

[ShayP]

@ShayP have you tried binaural beats? You need good headphones as some of the tones are lower in frequency. I usually don't have a problem sleeping but it did put me out pretty quick when I did try it. The only thing is you have headphones on. I've tried it both on YouTube and spotify.

Thanks. @Bobs Your Uncle  No I haven't.  I'm not very familiar with that but I will look into it.  The more options the better.

[ShayP]

Use your hand.

I'll use your hand!  As long as you don't have hairy knuckles and don't look at me.

[ShayP]

Heh, heh... are you trying to give poor Shay nightmares?  At a minimum, he might show up here ranting about how Japan won WWII and start cross-dressing.

LOL! I'm going to have nightmares just seeing that post.  Japan did win and I occasionally wear a yellow sundress. 

[FISH]

Good morning ShayP