Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[KSM]

I’m notorious for refusing to follow directions

And still you remain unaware that you're constantly given the opposite direction of the desired effect. A perfect plan for controlling nitwits like you, really. 

[TigerLily]

I’m notorious for refusing to follow directions

How do you and SIRI get along?

[Walks_At_Night]

This is an impressive toss.

[Bart Ell]

This is an impressive toss.

She ain't got shit on Ellis!

[Bart Ell]

"All I wanna be is to be with you"
"I will get over you when you get out from under him"
"Fat dumb and happy, close your eyes and keep throwing stones at all the glass houses"


1998 Tascam Portastudio 564 using Bart was a pathetic lost mess of a cock rocker trying to reinvent himself as a power popper.
MORE LIKE A POWER POOPER!

[KSM]

"All I wanna be is to be with you"
"I will get over you when you get out from under him"
"Fat dumb and happy, close your eyes and keep throwing stones at all the glass houses"


1998 Tascam Portastudio 564 using Bart was a pathetic lost mess of a cock rocker trying to reinvent himself as a power popper.
MORE LIKE A POWER POOPER!

Old demo laying around somewhere? I want to hear!!  @Bart Ell   I have some really bad stuff I could share but you go first. Trust me though.. some of my old stuff is to the point where others will be embarrassed for me. Very awkward stuff meng..

[Bart Ell]

Old demo laying around somewhere? I want to hear!!  @Bart Ell   I have some really bad stuff I could share but you go first. Trust me though.. some of my old stuff is to the point where others will be embarrassed for me. Very awkward stuff meng..

As awkward as

I WANNA LIVE IN MAYBERRY, THIS CITY'S LOST ITS APPEAL TO ME
LIFE COULD BE SO SIMPLE LIVING ON THAT SHOW WHERE THE SHERIFF DIDN'T NEED A GUN?

[KSM]

As awkward as

I WANNA LIVE IN MAYBERRY, THIS CITY'S LOST ITS APPEAL TO ME
LIFE COULD BE SO SIMPLE LIVING ON THAT SHOW WHERE THE SHERIFF DIDN'T NEED A GUN?

Hmm
Yes but in a different way.  BTW I DO want to live in Mayberry and have posted of it often.

That's rough stuff, Bart. I can only imagine what it sounded like to the music..   I'll post something later and you can decide whether or not you want to contribute. 

"Are you sorry, baby?"
"Are you down on your knees?"
"Am I too much, baby?.. am I not as good as we could be?"  The faaawk is all that?

I once wrote a song called Roses In the Wind in my attempt to be deep and meaningful but quickly realized that I am but an empty husk and the song was not to be.  And besides, I think I was shooting for ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE FUCKING WIND, BART!!

[Bart Ell]

Hmm
Yes but in a different way.  BTW I DO want to live in Mayberry and have posted of it often.

That's rough stuff, Bart. I can only imagine what it sounded like to the music..   I'll post something later and you can decide whether or not you want to contribute. 

"Are you sorry, baby?"
"Are you down on your knees?"
"Am I too much, baby?.. am I not as good as we could be?"  The faaawk is all that?

I once wrote a song called Roses In the Wind in my attempt to be deep and meaningful but quickly realized that I am but an empty husk and the song was not to be.  And besides, I think I was shooting for ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE FUCKING WIND, BART!!

.. am I not as good as we could be?
MY WORD, @KSM !


Mayberry.
I never even watched the show!
POWER POOP
https://vocaroo.com/16k3YXJcZzmk

Then there is this...
IS IT A CRASH TEST DUMMIES TRIBUTE?
https://vocaroo.com/1k4onf3TdJGf

[KSM]

.. am I not as good as we could be?
MY WORD, @KSM !


Mayberry.
I never even watched the show!
POWER POOP
https://vocaroo.com/16k3YXJcZzmk

LOL  OK. Very interesting. I can hear the direction you were trying? to go and at least the performances were up to par.

Then there is this...
IS IT A CRASH TEST DUMMIES TRIBUTE?
https://vocaroo.com/1k4onf3TdJGf

Hehe  Brad Roberts huh..  Alot going on in that one.  Kudos for posting it. ugh 

What I emailed you is ghastly.  You don't even know what to say!!!

[Bart Ell]

What I emailed you is ghastly.  You don't even know what to say!!!

I just upped the awful.

[KSM]

I just upped the awful.

Going to listen to it now!



Goddamn idiot thought he could be a country star. PUNCH ME IN THE FACE!!!  This will be deleted from that page in the very near future.

[Bart Ell]

Going to listen to it now!



Goddamn idiot thought he could be a country star. PUNCH ME IN THE FACE!!!  This will be deleted from that page in the very near future.

Reminds me of something...
Just can't quite place it....

[KSM]

Reminds me of something...
Just can't quite place it....

AAaahhh!! Well it's been wonderful inducing vomit with you but I must get on with my day.

Have you played WITH YOU all the way through for your better half? 

[PolkaDot]

How do you and SIRI get along?

She does my bidding, so we get along splendidly.