Anybody dressed like that guy is going to find something IN THE woods. It's the law, WAN! I bet he has a bullwhip too! I have a bullwhip from the 50's but I do not have a poncho, nor do I have a proper relic finding stumbling across weird shit in the woods hat.
For the hat, I'd suggest one of those bitchin' Aussie Digger hats from the war:
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loginThe only acceptable poncho would be the one that MV rocked in that TV news spot he did. A truly remarkkable garment, steeped in internet history.