Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[TigerLily]

Honey Badger takes what he wants!

That's right. Coz he don't care!

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night Did you find that in your "Welcome to the Rural South. Now What Do We Do?" guide

Ha!  No Badgers in the South.  Nor Porcupines and sadly Chipmunks in this part of NC are quite rare.  Need to get that Real Estate thread updated with some pictures.  Was just sitting out on the back porch, having a Coke and a smile and heard a pissed off Donkey braying, a Rooster crowing and some gunfire off in the distance, which is nice. Even more nice is that I've found that after sitting at a desk everyday pretty much from 8AM to 11PM for the past two years, that I can still do some physical work. Definitely have gotten physically stronger the past couple of weeks. I've never been one to just run in place on a treadmill but mowing two acres with a push mower is good exercise too. Plus then the clippings can go into the compost pile. Hell, I can even have a compost pile without busybodies bitching to the HOA about it.

[TigerLily]

Ha!  No Badgers in the South.  Nor Porcupines and sadly Chipmunks in this part of NC are quite rare.  Need to get that Real Estate thread updated with some pictures.  Was just sitting out on the back porch, having a Coke and a smile and heard a pissed off Donkey braying, a Rooster crowing and some gunfire off in the distance, which is nice. Even more nice is that I've found that after sitting at a desk everyday pretty much from 8AM to 11PM for the past two years, that I can still do some physical work. Definitely have gotten physically stronger the past couple of weeks. I've never been one to just run in place on a treadmill but mowing two acres with a push mower is good exercise too. Plus then the clippings can go into the compost pile. Hell, I can even have a compost pile without busybodies bitching to the HOA about it.

Sounds like you found your own personal Idaho in North Carolina. Remember the movie Last of the Mohicans? When I wasn't too busy gazing at Daniel Day Lewis I was awestruck by the scenery. It was filmed in North Carolina. Plus you have that uterus-shaped bath, right? Another fantasy fulfilled. You're sure they weren't shooting at a badger?

[Rikki Gins]

Ha!  No Badgers in the South.  Nor Porcupines and sadly Chipmunks in this part of NC are quite rare.  Need to get that Real Estate thread updated with some pictures.  Was just sitting out on the back porch, having a Coke and a smile and heard a pissed off Donkey braying, a Rooster crowing and some gunfire off in the distance, which is nice. Even more nice is that I've found that after sitting at a desk everyday pretty much from 8AM to 11PM for the past two years, that I can still do some physical work. Definitely have gotten physically stronger the past couple of weeks. I've never been one to just run in place on a treadmill but mowing two acres with a push mower is good exercise too. Plus then the clippings can go into the compost pile. Hell, I can even have a compost pile without busybodies bitching to the HOA about it.

That's great, WAN.  'Cep't I've got the Green Acres theme song rolling through my head.

[KSM]

Well, KSM. I'm telling you right now. Honey Badger don't care. How's your face? Honey Badger don't care. He'll just mess you up some more

Is Honey Badger your stripper name, or your pet name for your "howdy sailor" 

Niiiice Honey Badger..

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@TigerLily

[Rikki Gins]

@KSM, have you ever played the What's Your Stripper/Adult Film Name game?  It's quite simple, really.  All you have to do is take the name of your first pet, and secondly, add the name of the first street that you grew up on, and there you have it.  It seems to work pretty good most the time.  My stripper/adult film name is Pat Pearl.

[Walks_At_Night]

@KSM, have you ever played the What's Your Stripper/Adult Film Name game?  It's quite simple, really.  All you have to do is take the name of your first pet, and secondly, add the name of the first street that you grew up on, and there you have it.  It seems to work pretty good most the time.  My stripper/adult film name is Pat Pearl.

"Most of the time" being key.  For me it works out to Schultz Bringard - not exactly Pornstar material, eh?

[Rikki Gins]

"Most of the time" being key.  For me it works out to Schultz Bringard - not exactly Pornstar material, eh?

I'm not so sure.  It does have kind of a ring to it.

[sean92008]

"Most of the time" being key.  For me it works out to Schultz Bringard - not exactly Pornstar material, eh?

I'm not so sure.  It does have kind of a ring to it.

Gay Nazi porn is a big thing in Scandinavia...  Or so I hear...  From other people...  Just on a thread about...  Ugh! Nevermind.

[PB]

@KSM, have you ever played the What's Your Stripper/Adult Film Name game?  It's quite simple, really.  All you have to do is take the name of your first pet, and secondly, add the name of the first street that you grew up on, and there you have it.  It seems to work pretty good most the time.  My stripper/adult film name is Pat Pearl.

Ivan 36th?

[sean92008]

[Rikki Gins]

Ivan 36th?

Ivan is a great start but yes, numbered streets don't work too well.  How about your first named street? 

[KSM]

@KSM, have you ever played the What's Your Stripper/Adult Film Name game?  It's quite simple, really.  All you have to do is take the name of your first pet, and secondly, add the name of the first street that you grew up on, and there you have it.  It seems to work pretty good most the time.  My stripper/adult film name is Pat Pearl.

Yep. And my stripper name ain't bad. Bond. Baron Bond.

[Rainman]

Which one works better, Skipper Gibson or Fluffy Oliver?

[PB]

Ivan is a great start...

That's a hard pass for me, lol