Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

Major boobage

[sean92008]

Major boobage

He's got body dysmorphia. The government probably paid for all that plastic surgery. Nothing to see here, move along.

[GravitySucks]

Just took this item off my bucket list

https://twitter.com/amuse/status/1622238753547771904

She survived… I would have died before I hit the water. I’ve jumped feet first into a river from about 45’ off a bridge and made the mistake of looking down because it was taking too long to hit the water… almost got knocked out. I can’t imagine slamming head first from over 300’

https://www.ibtimes.com/bungee-cord-snaps-erin-langworthy-survives-crocodiles-jump-accident-video-392944

Her personal account
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/04/my-bungee-cord-snapped-experience

[Bart Ell]

I thought I moved away from these things...

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[Walks_At_Night]

I thought I moved away from these things...

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You going to go over and check on @brig ?

[sean92008]

I thought I moved away from these things...

Wasn't there an access point under or near Niagara falls to the subterranean alien base, Sasquatch camp or something?

I guess there would be tectonic action anyway, The falls are there...

[Bart Ell]

You going to go over and check on @brig ?

A massive earthquake like the one in Turkey would only improve the shithole that is Niagara Falls, NY.

[Walks_At_Night]

She's holding hands with a demon but still wears a mask?

[KSM]

She's holding hands with a demon but still wears a mask?

WAN, can we not just mark it down as one of those creepy fake videos? The film/footage looks about like 80s VHS quality which could be thought about from a few angles. It's almost Kubrick-like. The 'demon' in question could be a small black child in decorative costume and of course that would be YOUR first guess. ?  Her, holding its hand, while wearing a mask only tells us that she was being covid responsible. Wouldn't want the little fucker to go back to Hell, and be sick!

[PB]

She's holding hands with a demon but still wears a mask?

That's Bill Gates as a child, first day at a new school.

[TigerLily]

She's holding hands with a demon but still wears a mask?

It's as if Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz had a love child

[TigerLily]

I thought I moved away from these things...

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C'mon @Bart Ell .  You know a 4.4 barely rattles the glassware. What's the biggest earthquake you've ever been in?

[Bart Ell]

C'mon @Bart Ell .  You know a 4.4 barely rattles the glassware. What's the biggest earthquake you've ever been in?

It was around 1998, not sure how big it was.
I remember I was with a guy named Bart.
Seriously, his name was Bart.
Was because he is not longer with us.
He diedsuddenly from a prolonged illness.
We we working out a keyboard part in his living room.
It was my first earthquake so I was a little concerned that it felt like the floor had disappeared from under my feet.
He didn't seem to notice but saw my concern and then informed me it was an earthquake.

[TigerLily]

It was around 1998, not sure how big it was.
I remember I was with a guy named Bart.
Seriously, his name was Bart.
Was because he is not longer with us.
He diedsuddenly from a prolonged illness.
We we working out a keyboard part in his living room.
It was my first earthquake so I was a little concerned that it felt like the floor had disappeared from under my feet.
He didn't seem to notice but saw my concern and then informed me it was an earthquake.

I grew up in San Gabriel Valley. At the time of my childhood noted for its smog, Santa Ana winds and earthquakes. I've been in earthquakes so strong they have knocked me off my feet. Santa Ana winds so strong they could knock a Volkswagen with 4 teenaged girls off the road. And smog so heavy it left me with permanent brain and lung damage. Ah the Los Angeles Basin. A real garden spot. But the smog is much reduced from when I was a kid thanks to strong environmental laws.  And the local music rocked 

[Bart Ell]

I grew up in San Gabriel Valley. At the time of my childhood noted for its smog, Santa Ana winds and earthquakes. I've been in earthquakes so strong they have knocked me off my feet. Santa Ana winds so strong they could knock a Volkswagen with 4 teenaged girls off the road. And smog so heavy it left me with permanent brain and lung damage. Ah the Los Angeles Basin. A real garden spot. But the smog is much reduced from when I was a kid thanks to strong environmental laws.  And the local music rocked 

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