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Bart Ell

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6225 on: April 19, 2023, 10:04:50 AM »
Quote from: sean92008 on April 19, 2023, 09:59:13 AM
a mother load

The only time a mother has a load is when it is deposited on or in her.
She can have a lode, though.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6226 on: April 19, 2023, 12:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 19, 2023, 10:04:50 AM
The only time a mother has a load is when it is deposited on or in her.
She can have a lode, though.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6227 on: April 20, 2023, 06:09:09 PM »
Not only are these littoral Freedom class ships almost useless - they can't even launch them cleanly any more.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6228 on: April 21, 2023, 12:34:46 PM »
But is is art?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6229 on: April 21, 2023, 03:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 21, 2023, 12:34:46 PM
But is is art?

If a guy trying to sodomize himself with a snake as his sons watch on is art then, yes, art.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6230 on: April 21, 2023, 03:40:32 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 21, 2023, 12:34:46 PM
But is is art?

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The only thing missing from it is an erection.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6231 on: April 21, 2023, 03:43:57 PM »
I've seen the pregnant guy before.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6232 on: April 21, 2023, 05:38:14 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 21, 2023, 12:34:46 PM
But is is art?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6233 on: April 22, 2023, 03:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 21, 2023, 03:33:49 PM
If a guy trying to sodomize himself with a snake as his sons watch on is art then, yes, art.

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Wow, I can tell the Louvre is way more "interesting" with Bart as your guide. Also, his Greek Mythology base is weak.  ???
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6234 on: April 22, 2023, 07:13:25 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6235 on: April 23, 2023, 07:39:35 PM »
Pretty cool

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6236 on: April 24, 2023, 12:26:43 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6237 on: April 25, 2023, 04:40:04 PM »
Does masturbation count as meditation?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6238 on: April 26, 2023, 10:20:25 AM »
Quote from: PB The Adorable Retard on April 25, 2023, 04:40:04 PM
Does masturbation count as meditation?
only if you do it right
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6239 on: April 29, 2023, 01:36:29 PM »
Important safety tip. When coming across megafauna in the wild leave it alone.

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